There is no such thing as DWARVES or GNOMES only HALFLINGS

Sythe · 07-01-2003, 08:01 PM

*goes on the podium* My fellow adventurers! From my latest adventure I have found the TRUTH! I am perfectly sane mind you! I stumbled upon another adveturing party and I silently followed them and found shocking news! That there is only Halflings on this face of Toril!! No no not on this face on ENTIRE Toril! I have proof here!

http://www.gamespy.com/comics/nodwic...spynod057.html

Now are there any who doubt me?

Dace De'Briago · 07-01-2003, 08:10 PM

Wasnt Six spouting something similar to this a couple of days ago on his site?

Sythe · 07-01-2003, 08:27 PM

Yes but it was about Jan Jansen being a dwarf which he is NOT! If you read the link you would know what I mean.

Dragonshadow · 07-03-2003, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sythe:
*goes on the podium* My fellow adventurers! From my latest adventure I have found the TRUTH! I am perfectly sane mind you!

That's what you said about the kobolds too.

KILL ALL DWARVES AND GNOMES AND HALFLINGS!!!!

Vedran · 07-03-2003, 01:19 PM

Nice comics there [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] . Some of them at least.

Sythe · 07-03-2003, 01:29 PM

What do you mean I said the same thing about kobolds. I meant in my first post here in this thread is I have found out the TRUTH about Halflings AND Dwarves.

There is no need for violence Dragonshadow. Just because they deceived us for so long there is no need to kill them. Put em in jail and sentance them for as many the centuries they have decieved us.

McHaggis · 07-03-2003, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sythe:
There is no need for violence Dragonshadow. Just because they deceived us for so long there is no need to kill them. Put em in jail and sentance them for as many the centuries they have decieved us.

Can't we torture them, yes? Torture them with hot metal sticks and pull out their nails. Please? Pretty please? No?! Oh.. I get it know. We don't need to torture them, 'cause we're going to make them slaves and work for us 'til they die of starvation? Yes, I like that. And if someone resist, we'll just 'convince' them otherwise? Yes.. Oh, and can I have the bodies? I'm.. I.. Um.. I'm building an exhibition about shortfolk and I need dummies for it..

[ 07-03-2003, 02:11 PM: Message edited by: McHaggis ]

Nanobyte · 07-03-2003, 02:39 PM

You guys never knew halflings ruled Toril? All of you must be trolls or something.. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Raistlin Majere · 07-03-2003, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
KILL ALL DWARVES AND GNOMES AND HALFLINGS!!!!

in other words:KILL ALL HALFLINGS!!!!(since they're all the same)

Nanobyte · 07-04-2003, 05:26 AM

I suppose we should knock off the elves while we're at it. Who knows, they can be humans with plaster ears.

07-01-2003, 08:01 PM	#1
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 36 Posts: 2,365	goes on the podium My fellow adventurers! From my latest adventure I have found the TRUTH! I am perfectly sane mind you! I stumbled upon another adveturing party and I silently followed them and found shocking news! That there is only Halflings on this face of Toril!! No no not on this face on ENTIRE Toril! I have proof here! http://www.gamespy.com/comics/nodwic...spynod057.html Now are there any who doubt me? __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

07-01-2003, 08:10 PM	#2
Dace De'Briago Silver Dragon Join Date: December 28, 2002 Location: Wales Age: 45 Posts: 1,617	Wasnt Six spouting something similar to this a couple of days ago on his site? __________________ Warning: Powergamer

07-01-2003, 08:27 PM	#3
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 36 Posts: 2,365	Yes but it was about Jan Jansen being a dwarf which he is NOT! If you read the link you would know what I mean. __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

07-03-2003, 01:19 PM	#5
Vedran Lord Soth Join Date: July 28, 2002 Location: Sisak, Croatia Age: 40 Posts: 1,930	Nice comics there [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] . Some of them at least. __________________ Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori, adhuc dulcius pro patria vivere. (It is sweet and glorius to die for one's homeland, even sweeter to live for it) Horatio

07-03-2003, 01:29 PM	#6
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 36 Posts: 2,365	What do you mean I said the same thing about kobolds. I meant in my first post here in this thread is I have found out the TRUTH about Halflings AND Dwarves. There is no need for violence Dragonshadow. Just because they deceived us for so long there is no need to kill them. Put em in jail and sentance them for as many the centuries they have decieved us. __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

07-03-2003, 02:39 PM	#8
Nanobyte Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: NC Posts: 2,890	You guys never knew halflings ruled Toril? All of you must be trolls or something.. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

07-04-2003, 05:26 AM	#10
Nanobyte Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: NC Posts: 2,890	I suppose we should knock off the elves while we're at it. Who knows, they can be humans with plaster ears.

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