*goes on the podium* My fellow adventurers! From my latest adventure I have found the TRUTH! I am perfectly sane mind you! I stumbled upon another adveturing party and I silently followed them and found shocking news! That there is only Halflings on this face of Toril!! No no not on this face on ENTIRE Toril! I have proof here!

http://www.gamespy.com/comics/nodwic...spynod057.html


Now are there any who doubt me?

Wasnt Six spouting something similar to this a couple of days ago on his site?

Yes but it was about Jan Jansen being a dwarf which he is NOT! If you read the link you would know what I mean.

That's what you said about the kobolds too. :D

KILL ALL DWARVES AND GNOMES AND HALFLINGS!!!!

Nice comics there [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] . Some of them at least.

What do you mean I said the same thing about kobolds. I meant in my first post here in this thread is I have found out the TRUTH about Halflings AND Dwarves.

There is no need for violence Dragonshadow. Just because they deceived us for so long there is no need to kill them. Put em in jail and sentance them for as many the centuries they have decieved us.

Can't we torture them, yes? Torture them with hot metal sticks and pull out their nails. Please? Pretty please? No?! Oh.. I get it know. We don't need to torture them, 'cause we're going to make them slaves and work for us 'til they die of starvation? Yes, I like that. And if someone resist, we'll just 'convince' them otherwise? Yes.. Oh, and can I have the bodies? I'm.. I.. Um.. I'm building an exhibition about shortfolk and I need dummies for it.. ;)

[ 07-03-2003, 02:11 PM: Message edited by: McHaggis ]

You guys never knew halflings ruled Toril? All of you must be trolls or something.. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

in other words:KILL ALL HALFLINGS!!!!(since they're all the same)

I suppose we should knock off the elves while we're at it. Who knows, they can be humans with plaster ears.