Your Funeral?

Gabriel · 01-30-2002, 09:23 PM

Welcome to the most depressing thread in a while. The question is how do you want to be buried when your dead or alive if you wish but I can't see why.

debiler · 01-30-2002, 09:33 PM

What kind of question is that? When I´m dead, I will not have to worry about it anyway. I don´t care. How about you?

Grand-Ranger · 01-30-2002, 10:16 PM

I dont want a furneral. Why should people come and say nice things about me when it doesnt mater. They never did it before..

I want to be burried in my familys ancestoral cemartery. Have my family and famly only.

fable · 01-31-2002, 12:28 AM

I prefer cremation, personally. I've let my wife know my preferences, too. No prior ceremonies. I still recall with horror the minister who was brought in to say words over my father's coffin, never knew him, and uttered sanctimonious platitudes about his character that were so false they made many of us in the audience gasp and stare at one another.

Jorath Calar · 01-31-2002, 04:23 AM

I always thought that was the only positive thing about dying... you won't have to worry about your funeral...
My only request is that they play the Imperial March from Star wars while I'm being carried out...

Dagorion · 01-31-2002, 04:26 AM

Due to religious beliefs i will not be cremated but buried and also, why the hell would you want your body to be burnt?!?!

Gabriel · 01-31-2002, 04:29 AM

quote:
Originally posted by debiler:
What kind of question is that? When I´m dead, I will not have to worry about it anyway. I don´t care. How about you?

I think it a fair question if a morbid one.
If I die I want to be mildly nuked and sealed ion an air tight lead plated plastic box.
The whole ideal of decaying just doesn't appeal to me at all.

Donut · 01-31-2002, 12:28 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Dagorion:
Due to religious beliefs i will not be cremated but buried and also, why the hell would you want your body to be burnt?!?!

That's obvious - so the worms don't get to you!

Charean · 01-31-2002, 01:22 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel:
Welcome to the most depressing thread in a while. The question is how do you want to be buried when your dead or alive if you wish but I can't see why.

Being buried alive seems ... something you would write a short story or horror novel about... oh, that's right. It's been done.

I prefer to be cremated and have one hell of a wake so my friends can get together and enjoy themselves and remember good things. At least, I HOPE they remember good things and don't poke fun like they normally do [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

DragonMage · 01-31-2002, 01:49 PM

I want to have a roast. You know, where your friends get together and say some of the worst things they can about you, but it's funny. [img]smile.gif[/img] Or maybe an Irish-style wake. Either way, I want to be remember with laughter - not tears.

Then, I want to be roasted... [img]tongue.gif[/img] Yes, cremated. My family knows this and so it shall be. [img]smile.gif[/img] Half of me over the mountains, half of me over the sea.

[ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: DragonMage ]

01-30-2002, 09:33 PM	#2
debiler Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: May 6, 2001 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Age: 45 Posts: 811	What kind of question is that? When I´m dead, I will not have to worry about it anyway. I don´t care. How about you? __________________ THE MIGHTY MALT BEER LORD IS BACK AGAIN!!! HAW HAW HAW! HAW! haw...where's my signature pic???

01-30-2002, 10:16 PM	#3
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	I dont want a furneral. Why should people come and say nice things about me when it doesnt mater. They never did it before.. I want to be burried in my familys ancestoral cemartery. Have my family and famly only. __________________ <br /><br />So if in the shaddows look behind you, because thats where the ranger will be.

01-31-2002, 04:26 AM	#6
Dagorion Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: November 23, 2001 Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia) Age: 38 Posts: 868	Due to religious beliefs i will not be cremated but buried and also, why the hell would you want your body to be burnt?!?! __________________ <br />2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.

01-31-2002, 04:29 AM	#7
Gabriel Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: England Age: 42 Posts: 920	quote: Originally posted by debiler: What kind of question is that? When I´m dead, I will not have to worry about it anyway. I don´t care. How about you? I think it a fair question if a morbid one. If I die I want to be mildly nuked and sealed ion an air tight lead plated plastic box. The whole ideal of decaying just doesn't appeal to me at all.

01-31-2002, 12:28 PM	#8
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 41 Posts: 5,571	quote: Originally posted by Dagorion: Due to religious beliefs i will not be cremated but buried and also, why the hell would you want your body to be burnt?!?! That's obvious - so the worms don't get to you! __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

01-30-2002, 09:23 PM	#1
Gabriel Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: England Age: 42 Posts: 920	Welcome to the most depressing thread in a while. The question is how do you want to be buried when your dead or alive if you wish but I can't see why.

01-31-2002, 12:28 AM	#4
fable Quintesson Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: Where I am. Posts: 1,089	I prefer cremation, personally. I've let my wife know my preferences, too. No prior ceremonies. I still recall with horror the minister who was brought in to say words over my father's coffin, never knew him, and uttered sanctimonious platitudes about his character that were so false they made many of us in the audience gasp and stare at one another.

01-31-2002, 04:23 AM	#5
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	I always thought that was the only positive thing about dying... you won't have to worry about your funeral... My only request is that they play the Imperial March from Star wars while I'm being carried out...

01-31-2002, 01:22 PM	#9
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 61 Posts: 2,201	quote: Originally posted by Gabriel: Welcome to the most depressing thread in a while. The question is how do you want to be buried when your dead or alive if you wish but I can't see why. Being buried alive seems ... something you would write a short story or horror novel about... oh, that's right. It's been done. I prefer to be cremated and have one hell of a wake so my friends can get together and enjoy themselves and remember good things. At least, I HOPE they remember good things and don't poke fun like they normally do [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ And then there were 6.

01-31-2002, 01:49 PM	#10
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 56 Posts: 2,767	I want to have a roast. You know, where your friends get together and say some of the worst things they can about you, but it's funny. [img]smile.gif[/img] Or maybe an Irish-style wake. Either way, I want to be remember with laughter - not tears. Then, I want to be roasted... [img]tongue.gif[/img] Yes, cremated. My family knows this and so it shall be. [img]smile.gif[/img] Half of me over the mountains, half of me over the sea. [ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: DragonMage ] __________________ [img]\"http://home.earthlink.net/~moraine_sedai/_uimages/dragonmage.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/hero2.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Alureth...Dragon friend of Lady Breanna<br /><br />Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.<br />Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force<br />Mother Hen of IW and Mage extraordinaire.<br /><br />Utterly in love with my soul mate, Hiram.

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