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03-11-2005, 07:25 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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A man is dying of cancer......
His son asked him, " Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS? " Answer: " So when I'm dead no one will dare to touch your mom!" ******************************************* Three Feelings: Q: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? A: Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. ******************************************** Chinese Adam and Eve: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.... because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake! [ 03-11-2005, 07:26 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]
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03-11-2005, 07:40 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: September 20, 2004
Location: Maine, feel sorry for me
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Heh, some great ones there. The Adam and Eve one was the best.
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03-11-2005, 08:51 PM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: July 25, 2002
Location: Melbourne FL
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A big brown bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to big brown bears in bars in Billings.
The big brown bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent big brown bears in bars in Billings." The big brown bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, there's gonna be trouble!" The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully big brown bears in bars in Billings." The big brown bear goes to the end of the bar, and, with a big roar, bites the head off a woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to billigerent, bully big brown bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on DRUGS." You're gonna love this....... The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
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03-11-2005, 09:03 PM
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03-11-2005, 11:22 PM
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40th Level Warrior
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Like the 2nd one. very funny. LOL
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03-12-2005, 08:29 AM
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Symbol of Moradin
 Join Date: June 5, 2002
Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
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I like the last one. It really made me laugh. ROFL.
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