Men Come-On Lines and Women's Hilarious Answers

Ladyzekke · 08-07-2003, 07:09 PM

I just came across this, and thought it pretty funny, so wanted to share it. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh, if somebody else has posted this already (seems hard to get in a joke nowadays that hasn't already been posted), my apologies. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Come On Lines Men Use And Good Answers For Them

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

He: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He: How did you get to be so beautiful?
She: I must've been given your share.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

He: Your face must turn a few heads.
She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

He: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay, get out.

He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

He: Can I have your name?
She: Why? Don't you already have one?

He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I've already seen it.

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

He: So, what do you do for a living?
She: I'm a female impersonator.

He: Hey baby, what's your sign?
She: Do Not Enter.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, there are no services today.

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Where I'll be the rest of your life, in your wildest dreams.

He: I've waited my whole life for a woman like you.
She: Well keep waiting a little longer cause I am leaving.

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 08-07-2003, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: ladyzekke ]

johnny · 08-07-2003, 07:13 PM

I think i posted this before sometime Wendy, so [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Still funny though.

Arledrian · 08-07-2003, 07:33 PM

ROFL, just what an already-pleasant night needs, some more laughs! Good one, Wendy [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Ladyzekke · 08-07-2003, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
I think i posted this before sometime Wendy, so [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Still funny though.

johnny, I see your lips moving, but can't hear what you are saying

johnny · 08-07-2003, 07:47 PM

earproblems ?

Kakero · 08-08-2003, 04:07 AM

very nice, too bad there aren't many joke post nowadays.

Harkoliar · 08-08-2003, 04:46 AM

Quote:

He: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay, get out.

love that one!

08-07-2003, 07:09 PM	#1
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 58 Posts: 9,005	I just came across this, and thought it pretty funny, so wanted to share it. [img]smile.gif[/img] Oh, if somebody else has posted this already (seems hard to get in a joke nowadays that hasn't already been posted), my apologies. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Come On Lines Men Use And Good Answers For Them He: Can I buy you a drink? *She: Actually, I'd rather have the money.* He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. *She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.* He: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? *She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.* He: How did you get to be so beautiful? *She: I must've been given your share.* He: Will you go out with me this Saturday? *She: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.* He: Your face must turn a few heads. *She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.* He: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. *She: Okay, get out.* He: I think I could make you very happy. *She: Why? Are you leaving?* He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? *She: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.* He: Can I have your name? *She: Why? Don't you already have one?* He: Shall we go see a movie? *She: I've already seen it.* He: Where have you been all my life? *She: Hiding from you.* He: Haven't I seen you some place before? *She: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.* He: Is this seat empty? *She: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.* He: So, what do you do for a living? *She: I'm a female impersonator.* He: Hey baby, what's your sign? *She: Do Not Enter.* He: Your body is like a temple. *She: Sorry, there are no services today.* He: Where have you been all my life? *She: Where I'll be the rest of your life, in your wildest dreams.* He: I've waited my whole life for a woman like you. *She: Well keep waiting a little longer cause I am leaving.* [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 08-07-2003, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: ladyzekke ] __________________ Reality Show Recaps

08-07-2003, 07:13 PM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	I think i posted this before sometime Wendy, so [img]tongue.gif[/img] Still funny though. __________________

08-07-2003, 07:33 PM	#3
Arledrian Egyptian Goddess of the Dead Join Date: July 12, 2001 Location: South Carolina Age: 41 Posts: 3,771	ROFL, just what an already-pleasant night needs, some more laughs! Good one, Wendy [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Marvellous banter; I am bereft of ribs.

08-07-2003, 07:47 PM	#5
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	earproblems ? __________________

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Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	very nice, too bad there aren't many joke post nowadays.

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