Ironworks Gaming Forum - Men Come-On Lines and Women's Hilarious Answers

I just came across this, and thought it pretty funny, so wanted to share it. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh, if somebody else has posted this already (seems hard to get in a joke nowadays that hasn't already been posted), my apologies. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Come On Lines Men Use And Good Answers For Them

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

He: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He: How did you get to be so beautiful?
She: I must've been given your share.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

He: Your face must turn a few heads.
She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

He: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay, get out.

He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

He: Can I have your name?
She: Why? Don't you already have one?

He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I've already seen it.

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

He: So, what do you do for a living?
She: I'm a female impersonator.

He: Hey baby, what's your sign?
She: Do Not Enter.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, there are no services today.

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Where I'll be the rest of your life, in your wildest dreams.

He: I've waited my whole life for a woman like you.
She: Well keep waiting a little longer cause I am leaving.

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[ 08-07-2003, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: ladyzekke ]