Humor - The Infamous Tucker Max Story

Timber Loftis · 01-23-2003, 11:59 AM

This humor is especially funny if you like lawyer jokes/stories. This humor is R-rated for its foul language, consumption of alcohol, use of drugs, sexual situations and outrageous salaries. Do NOT view it if you are easily offended by one of my fellow Kentuckians who happens to be a loudmouth a*hole. Now that you are completely tantalized, enjoy

http://tuckermax.com/Stories/charity_auction.html

Timber Loftis · 01-23-2003, 02:24 PM

Oh my god, this site is so funny. This guy is an ass, but he is so funny. Kinda like Letterman meets Seinfeld meets Foxworthy.

Here is a date application, and yes MTV is going to televise a date with Tucker. I hate it when losers like this get to screw off and do nothing and still have great lives. Worthless Duke brat.

Oh - and it's funny just to read this thing.

http://tuckermax.com/DateApplication...ion_intro.html

Davros · 01-23-2003, 04:55 PM

I tried dude - but the links wouldn't load for me (sigh) - will try again tonight after work.

Timber Loftis · 01-23-2003, 05:23 PM

Hmmmm..... YOu are right, they are down right now. Oh, well, they'll come back online I'm sure. When they do, they are certainly worth the read. BTW, if any of you guys wanna go get drunk and beat this clever a*hole up for fun with me, just PM me and let me know.

Sir Krustin · 01-23-2003, 09:22 PM

I keep getting a server error. Guess I'll have to try later.

Lavindathar · 01-23-2003, 09:27 PM

Still not working.

Timber Loftis · 01-24-2003, 09:52 AM

Okay, links are working now. Boy, after all this effort I hope you guys find this stuff funny.

Sir Kenyth · 01-24-2003, 10:17 AM

Can you say, "Self-destructive drinking problem?" He may grow out of it. He's young. The reason he still has a good life is because he has the social backing of a well to do family. That's just the way it works. I should be so lucky!

Sir Krustin · 01-24-2003, 05:56 PM

OMFG! This is hilarious! I'm surprised the law firm put up with him as much as they did...

01-23-2003, 11:59 AM	#1
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	This humor is especially funny if you like lawyer jokes/stories. This humor is R-rated for its foul language, consumption of alcohol, use of drugs, sexual situations and outrageous salaries. Do NOT view it if you are easily offended by one of my fellow Kentuckians who happens to be a loudmouth a*hole. Now that you are completely tantalized, enjoy http://tuckermax.com/Stories/charity_auction.html __________________

01-23-2003, 02:24 PM	#2
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Oh my god, this site is so funny. This guy is an ass, but he is so funny. Kinda like Letterman meets Seinfeld meets Foxworthy. Here is a date application, and yes MTV is going to televise a date with Tucker. I hate it when losers like this get to screw off and do nothing and still have great lives. Worthless Duke brat. Oh - and it's funny just to read this thing. http://tuckermax.com/DateApplication...ion_intro.html __________________

01-23-2003, 04:55 PM	#3
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 62 Posts: 5,073	I tried dude - but the links wouldn't load for me (sigh) - will try again tonight after work. __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

01-23-2003, 05:23 PM	#4
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Hmmmm..... YOu are right, they are down right now. Oh, well, they'll come back online I'm sure. When they do, they are certainly worth the read. BTW, if any of you guys wanna go get drunk and beat this clever a*hole up for fun with me, just PM me and let me know. __________________

01-23-2003, 09:22 PM	#5
Sir Krustin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA Age: 61 Posts: 1,394	I keep getting a server error. Guess I'll have to try later. __________________ If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>

01-23-2003, 09:27 PM	#6
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 40 Posts: 4,729	Still not working. __________________ =@

01-24-2003, 09:52 AM	#7
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Okay, links are working now. Boy, after all this effort I hope you guys find this stuff funny. __________________

01-24-2003, 10:17 AM	#8
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 55 Posts: 1,785	Can you say, "Self-destructive drinking problem?" He may grow out of it. He's young. The reason he still has a good life is because he has the social backing of a well to do family. That's just the way it works. I should be so lucky! __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.

01-24-2003, 05:56 PM	#9
Sir Krustin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA Age: 61 Posts: 1,394	OMFG! This is hilarious! I'm surprised the law firm put up with him as much as they did... __________________ If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>

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