This humor is especially funny if you like lawyer jokes/stories. This humor is R-rated for its foul language, consumption of alcohol, use of drugs, sexual situations and outrageous salaries. Do NOT view it if you are easily offended by one of my fellow Kentuckians who happens to be a loudmouth a*hole. Now that you are completely tantalized, enjoy :D :D

http://tuckermax.com/Stories/charity_auction.html

Oh my god, this site is so funny. This guy is an ass, but he is so funny. Kinda like Letterman meets Seinfeld meets Foxworthy.

Here is a date application, and yes MTV is going to televise a date with Tucker. I hate it when losers like this get to screw off and do nothing and still have great lives. Worthless Duke brat.

Oh - and it's funny just to read this thing.

http://tuckermax.com/DateApplication...ion_intro.html

I tried dude - but the links wouldn't load for me (sigh) - will try again tonight after work.

Hmmmm..... YOu are right, they are down right now. Oh, well, they'll come back online I'm sure. When they do, they are certainly worth the read. BTW, if any of you guys wanna go get drunk and beat this clever a*hole up for fun with me, just PM me and let me know. :D :D :D :D :D :D

I keep getting a server error. Guess I'll have to try later. :(

<font color="cyan">Still not working. :( </font>

Okay, links are working now. Boy, after all this effort I hope you guys find this stuff funny. ;)

Can you say, "Self-destructive drinking problem?" He may grow out of it. He's young. The reason he still has a good life is because he has the social backing of a well to do family. That's just the way it works. I should be so lucky! ;)

OMFG! This is hilarious! I'm surprised the law firm put up with him as much as they did...