Blonde jokes someone? Lol

Megabot · 10-19-2002, 02:25 AM

Her is some i found it is SO funny poor the blondes lol!

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

More head room.

Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?

More leg room

OR
Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?

They can't remember the number.

OR
Why don't blondes make Jell-o?

They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages
OR
Why don't blondes eat pickles?

Because they can't get their head in the jar
OR
What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Introduces herself.
OR
What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?

Bucket seats

[ 10-19-2002, 02:26 AM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

Finn · 10-19-2002, 09:57 AM

I guess I run the risk of being beaten to a pulp for repeating this joke but I thought I'd just share it.

Disclaimer: I have nothing against blondes and I didn't write this joke.

Q: "what do you get if turn a blonde upside down?"

A: "A brunette with bad breath"

Okay, feel free to beat me up now.....

Arvon · 10-19-2002, 10:34 AM

Nope! I'm not going to add any jokes here. I've done enough blonde jokes.

Kaltia · 10-19-2002, 10:36 AM

I was blonde until I reached about...13, I think, then my hair started darkening. did have blonde highlights put in a short while ago however. [img]smile.gif[/img]

10-19-2002, 10:40 AM

i used to have blonde streak in front of my hair. natural too [img]smile.gif[/img] - disappeared in my early teens :'(

Kaltia · 10-19-2002, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
i used to have blonde streak in front of my hair. natural too [img]smile.gif[/img] - disappeared in my early teens :'(

LOL! Poor likkle LS! I have ONE blonde-white bit in my hair that everyone thought was a highlight and baffled me 'cause it's not like I go out enough for it to lighten!

Bruce The Aussie · 10-19-2002, 10:52 AM

i've got natural highlights on the left and right side of my fringe, just not in the middle. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

10-19-2002, 12:07 PM

LOL Mebgabot! I've missed you, you pink-dress-wearing, cigarette-smoking, cool-car-driving, singing bridesmaid! I hope all is well and good with you and yours!
*HUGS!*

Megabot · 10-19-2002, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moni:
LOL Mebgabot! I've missed you, you pink-dress-wearing, cigarette-smoking, cool-car-driving, singing bridesmaid! I hope all is well and good with you and yours!
*HUGS!*

Yeah i miss you to all of you but i have terrible problems to log in to IW this latest months so i must try to post when i can! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
And me and Tone have it great to so i whish you all a great time if i dont se ya because of the login problems here!

[ 10-19-2002, 12:18 PM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

10-19-2002, 12:23 PM

Well I hope your problems clear themselves up soon my friend! Its just not the same without you here.
[img]graemlins/ladyhearts.gif[/img]

Off to school I go......not the greatest time I could be having today LOL but it will get a lot of work done and give me more time to play!

10-19-2002, 09:57 AM	#2
Finn The Magister Join Date: October 14, 2002 Location: Asia Age: 48 Posts: 139	I guess I run the risk of being beaten to a pulp for repeating this joke but I thought I'd just share it. Disclaimer: I have nothing against blondes and I didn't write this joke. Q: "what do you get if turn a blonde upside down?" A: "A brunette with bad breath" Okay, feel free to beat me up now..... __________________ <br /><br /> Finn\'s Animation Studios <br /> [url]\"http://www.geocities.com/fasfinn/\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.geocities.com/fasfinn/</a> <br /><br />Home of the 155mhz Pentium dinosaur.

10-19-2002, 10:34 AM	#3
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Nope! I'm not going to add any jokes here. I've done enough blonde jokes. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

10-19-2002, 10:52 AM	#7
Bruce The Aussie Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Chaotica (london,england) Age: 39 Posts: 1,798	i've got natural highlights on the left and right side of my fringe, just not in the middle. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/bruce.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Have a nice day <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" /> <br />cloudkingdom.co.uk<br />\"be calm, be happy, be stoned\"<br />The person currently speaking is(tick appropriate): Me/My inner child/the voices in my head/my inner demons

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10-19-2002, 02:25 AM	#1
Megabot Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 18, 2003 Location: Oslo, Norway. Age: 62 Posts: 3,360	Her is some i found it is SO funny poor the blondes lol! Why do blondes like tilt steering? More head room. Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? More leg room OR Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? They can't remember the number. OR Why don't blondes make Jell-o? They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages OR Why don't blondes eat pickles? Because they can't get their head in the jar OR What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces herself. OR What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde? Bucket seats [ 10-19-2002, 02:26 AM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

10-19-2002, 10:36 AM	#4
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 38 Posts: 5,817	I was blonde until I reached about...13, I think, then my hair started darkening. did have blonde highlights put in a short while ago however. [img]smile.gif[/img]

10-19-2002, 10:40 AM	#5
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	i used to have blonde streak in front of my hair. natural too [img]smile.gif[/img] - disappeared in my early teens :'(

10-19-2002, 12:07 PM	#8
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	LOL Mebgabot! I've missed you, you pink-dress-wearing, cigarette-smoking, cool-car-driving, singing bridesmaid! I hope all is well and good with you and yours! HUGS!

10-19-2002, 12:23 PM	#10
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Well I hope your problems clear themselves up soon my friend! Its just not the same without you here. [img]graemlins/ladyhearts.gif[/img] Off to school I go......not the greatest time I could be having today LOL but it will get a lot of work done and give me more time to play!

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