Her is some i found it is SO funny poor the blondes lol!

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

More head room.

Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?

More leg room

OR
Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?

They can't remember the number.

OR
Why don't blondes make Jell-o?

They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages
OR
Why don't blondes eat pickles?

Because they can't get their head in the jar
OR
What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Introduces herself.
OR
What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?

Bucket seats

[ 10-19-2002, 02:26 AM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

I guess I run the risk of being beaten to a pulp for repeating this joke but I thought I'd just share it.

Disclaimer: I have nothing against blondes and I didn't write this joke.

Q: "what do you get if turn a blonde upside down?"

A: "A brunette with bad breath"

Okay, feel free to beat me up now.....

Nope! I'm not going to add any jokes here. I've done enough blonde jokes.

I was blonde until I reached about...13, I think, then my hair started darkening. did have blonde highlights put in a short while ago however. [img]smile.gif[/img]

i used to have blonde streak in front of my hair. natural too [img]smile.gif[/img] - disappeared in my early teens :'(

LOL! Poor likkle LS! I have ONE blonde-white bit in my hair that everyone thought was a highlight and baffled me 'cause it's not like I go out enough for it to lighten!

i've got natural highlights on the left and right side of my fringe, just not in the middle. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL Mebgabot! I've missed you, you pink-dress-wearing, cigarette-smoking, cool-car-driving, singing bridesmaid! I hope all is well and good with you and yours!
*HUGS!*

Yeah i miss you to all of you but i have terrible problems to log in to IW this latest months so i must try to post when i can! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
And me and Tone have it great to so i whish you all a great time if i dont se ya because of the login problems here!

[ 10-19-2002, 12:18 PM: Message edited by: Megabot ]

Well I hope your problems clear themselves up soon my friend! Its just not the same without you here.
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Off to school I go......not the greatest time I could be having today LOL but it will get a lot of work done and give me more time to play! :D