For Those Who Like a Groaner...

Charean · 05-05-2002, 01:53 PM

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who
was better on his computer. They had been going at it for
days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test
which will take two hours and I will judge who does the
better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.

But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured,
and, of course, the electricity went off.
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Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse
word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them
restarted their computers. Satan started searching
frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost
everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files
from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even
more irate.

"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"

(You'll love the punch line....)

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God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves"
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Talthyr Malkaviel · 05-05-2002, 01:56 PM

*GROAN*

You were right.

Horatio · 05-05-2002, 02:07 PM

*monumental groan*

How could you?

Lioness · 05-05-2002, 02:08 PM

*groaaaaaaaan*

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-05-2002, 02:12 PM

*Runs away* I did not just enter this thread and listen to that 'joke' [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Barry the Sprout · 05-05-2002, 02:26 PM

Argh! Please mummy... make it stop...

Krishach · 05-05-2002, 03:52 PM

Well, of course you didn't listen to it, you read it.

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

[EDIT]: Forgot to groan. *groan* [img]graemlins/stunned.gif[/img]

[ 05-05-2002, 03:55 PM: Message edited by: Krishach ]

Black Knight · 05-05-2002, 07:51 PM

LOL! That was great. **looks at everyone else** what? I LOVE puns...

[img]smile.gif[/img]

BK

mistral4543 · 05-05-2002, 07:54 PM

I'd rather [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] than groan, though...

Epona · 05-05-2002, 08:52 PM

Blimey, I saw the title of this thread and thought... er... OK, no-one needs to know what I thought [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

05-05-2002, 01:53 PM	#1
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 61 Posts: 2,201	Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off. ■ Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!" (You'll love the punch line....) .. .. .. .. .. .. .. God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves" ■ __________________ And then there were 6.

05-05-2002, 01:56 PM	#2
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	GROAN You were right. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

05-05-2002, 02:07 PM	#3
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	monumental groan How could you? __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

05-05-2002, 02:08 PM	#4
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 37 Posts: 5,837	groaaaaaaaan [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

05-05-2002, 02:26 PM	#6
Barry the Sprout White Dragon Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: York, UK. Age: 42 Posts: 1,815	Argh! Please mummy... make it stop... __________________ [img]\"http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/sproutman/certwist.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br /><i>\"And the angels all pallid and wan,<br />Uprising, unveiling, affirm,<br />That the play is the tragedy, man,<br />And its hero the Conquerer Worm.\"</i><br /> - Edgar Allan Poe

05-05-2002, 02:12 PM	#5
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	Runs away I did not just enter this thread and listen to that 'joke' [img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-05-2002, 03:52 PM	#7
Krishach Drow Warrior Join Date: February 25, 2002 Location: Land of the free... ? Age: 39 Posts: 260	Well, of course you didn't listen to it, you read it. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [EDIT]: Forgot to groan. groan [img]graemlins/stunned.gif[/img] [ 05-05-2002, 03:55 PM: Message edited by: Krishach ] __________________ - <b>The Official Topic Killer</b><br /><i>To fill that which is hollow with the substance of virtue...</i>

05-05-2002, 07:51 PM	#8
Black Knight Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Delaware OH USA Age: 48 Posts: 3,168	LOL! That was great. looks at everyone else what? I LOVE puns... [img]smile.gif[/img] BK __________________ The Black Storm Cloud of the Night - Consort to a Queen- Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way - Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons - Heart, Mind, and Soul- Newbie at Heart - ()xxxxxxxxxxxxx{}:::::::::::::::::::::>

05-05-2002, 07:54 PM	#9
mistral4543 Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: House of Freelight Age: 48 Posts: 3,159	I'd rather [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] than groan, though...

05-05-2002, 08:52 PM	#10
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 54 Posts: 5,164	Blimey, I saw the title of this thread and thought... er... OK, no-one needs to know what I thought [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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