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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who
was better on his computer. They had been going at it for
days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test
which will take two hours and I will judge who does the
better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.

But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured,
and, of course, the electricity went off.
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Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse
word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them
restarted their computers. Satan started searching
frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost
everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files
from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even
more irate.

"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"

(You'll love the punch line....)

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God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves"
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*GROAN*

You were right.

*monumental groan*

How could you?

*groaaaaaaaan*

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

*Runs away* I did not just enter this thread and listen to that 'joke' [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Argh! Please mummy... make it stop...

Well, of course you didn't listen to it, you read it. ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[EDIT]: Forgot to groan. *groan* [img]graemlins/stunned.gif[/img]

[ 05-05-2002, 03:55 PM: Message edited by: Krishach ]

LOL! That was great. **looks at everyone else** what? I LOVE puns...

[img]smile.gif[/img]

BK

I'd rather [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] than groan, though...

Blimey, I saw the title of this thread and thought... er... OK, no-one needs to know what I thought [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] ;)