You know you're addicted to the internet when..

>You have a net enabled PC in your bathroom.

>You regualrly converse with people on the other side of the world, but you never speak to your neighbours.

>You have fitted your hand with a PS2 connector - saves using a mouse.

>You find it easier to list your favorite URLs than your family's phone numbers.

>You favorites/bookmarks list is longer than your grocery list - and you shop for four.

>You discovery that the strange people in your house are not flat mates but your spouse and children.

>You measure your day by a clock set to a different time zone.

I'm out of ideas at the moment, someone else's turn.

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Your ad here?

[Moiraine]

And when you cannot finish BG II - because you spend so much time on forums ...

(I plead guilty ...)

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[bilqis]

> When you have to wear snow boots to walk through your house to the bathroom because the dust has gotten so deep.

Sir_Tainly, did you make all those up?? They are RIGHT ON the mark for me!

Sad eh?

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Having abandoned my search for truth, I am now looking for a good Fantasy.

[Moiraine]

LOL, Bilqis !
I have heard on the radio that therapists exist for Internet addicts - they even gave the URL to an on-line therapist ...

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Hi Bilqis, Moiraine

Sadly I did make most of them up, some I stole from funny emails. I deliberately refrained from the dust ones, as they were too close to home.

>You know your house is dusty when you think its snowed indoors.

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Your ad here?

[bilqis]

ROFL! Funny...

I thought of another one too.

>You're consistently late for work because you have to look at 'just one more post'.

Time to leave. Have a great {insert time of day here}!!!

Bye.

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Having abandoned my search for truth, I am now looking for a good Fantasy.

[Black Knight]

lol, this is great . . . URLs better than your own phone numbers . . . talk to people around the world, but not my neighbors, ain't that the truth . . .

BK

[dafan]

that about dont talk to the neighbours is perfectly...just that it doesn't depends on my time onlien... they are ■■■■■■■ crazy... you can't even stand looking at em when they passing you in the street

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My strength and honor
for king and country

[Drake]

When you stay 2 and a half hrs after school to post. Bye every one I'm beeing kicked out of school for the day. bye

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Drake A.K.A. bocaj

[Black Knight]

Originally posted by dafan: that about dont talk to the neighbours is perfectly...just that it doesn't depends on my time onlien... they are ■■■■■■■ crazy... you can't even stand looking at em when they passing you in the street

I hear ya. . . in one of my old apartments, I was walking by, and my next door neighbor was out in the hall, cleaning his shotgun, smile on his face, said Hi. I locked myself into my apartment and got away from the outside walls . . .

BK

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