Attention please......the voice is speaking.

Mellagar · 12-04-2002, 09:48 AM

I made "myself" a god. How did I do it? On my second trip through Morrowind I slowly formulated a plot against Dagoth (b)Ur(p). In which I decided to trick him, or more precisely, force him to agree with my new godhood. When we met again in his underground dwemer chamber I spoke with him, as before. Yet this time.....I grabbed those brown stinky huggies he was wearing and "YOINK!" Gave him the ultimate wedgie. YES...he was given a butt wrenching wedgie!
I said, "I am the new god."
He said, "Never!"
*YOINK!*
"How about now?"
"NO, NEVER!"
*YOINK!*
"Now?"
"Ugh! NEVER!"
*YOOOOOIIINK!"
"I am to the new god!" I demanded.
"You are not!" He roared.
"Are to!"
"Are not!"
"Are to!"
"Are not!"
"To!"
"Not!"
"To!"
"Not!"
"To!"
"Not!"
"To!"
"Not!"
"To!"
"Not!"
"To!"
"Not!"
"To!"
"Not!"
*YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!!!! RRRRIIIIIIIIP!*
(By now the red eyes behind that golden mask were turning into small blimps. I had him close to the breaking point.)
*With one final up with what was left of those ultra sagging huggies I was victorious!*
"How about now?"
Dagoth nodded painfully. I won!
So I let go, then he and I walked, (well dagoth was more or less walking like The Duke at the moment) into the heart chamber.
"Alright, I am now god, so....go...and....pick flowers somewhere."
He outright refused! So I looked down at his drooping undies, pointed at them and said, "You want a fresh red mark....then get moving Flock of Seagulls!"
Reluctantly he turned and left.

And that is the story of how I became a god. (And the start of how I got to be leading corporate CEO of the disposible brown huggy company in southern Vvardenfell. Dagoth acts as assistant huggy wedgie tester on himself because............"We do not test on animals!")

P.S. You try and make logic out of this nonsense, and I come and give you a wedgie next! Anyone flames this or speak harshly, and you will feel the cold sting of your OWN undies! Because I'm bleedin' god, so neeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh!

johnny · 12-04-2002, 10:00 AM

Stop smoking that, or give it to me instead.

B_part · 12-04-2002, 10:06 AM

If some men in white coats knock at the door of your Vvardenfell little enterprise, it's the official tailoring team of all the gods of Morrowind. At first the shirt they will custom make for you might seem a little costraining, but you will eventually get used to it...
They area also into architectural restyling of official gods' residences: their style is rather peculiar, but once you get used to it, you will notice that stuffed, soft walls aren't nearly as bad, if the tapestry is painted with good taste.

[ 12-04-2002, 10:07 AM: Message edited by: B_part ]

johnny · 12-04-2002, 10:08 AM

Are you speaking out of your own experience B Part ? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

B_part · 12-04-2002, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Are you speaking out of your own experience B Part ? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

No, just a friend of mine, you know...

Grungi · 12-05-2002, 06:12 AM

i think i let the men in white coats loose on this forum earlier and now they got their hands full with you lot [img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny · 12-14-2002, 08:12 PM

Those men in white coats wouldn't be responsible for IW being down for 9 days, would they ?

Grungi · 12-16-2002, 05:11 AM

it might just be... damn em, they interrupted my theological discussions elsewhere [img]tongue.gif[/img] and me trying to get help on neverwinter nights where depressingly i have had to go and do most of it on my own hehe [img]smile.gif[/img]

12-04-2002, 10:00 AM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Stop smoking that, or give it to me instead. __________________

12-04-2002, 10:06 AM	#3
B_part Quintesson Join Date: September 11, 2002 Location: Milan (Italy) Age: 44 Posts: 1,066	If some men in white coats knock at the door of your Vvardenfell little enterprise, it's the official tailoring team of all the gods of Morrowind. At first the shirt they will custom make for you might seem a little costraining, but you will eventually get used to it... They area also into architectural restyling of official gods' residences: their style is rather peculiar, but once you get used to it, you will notice that stuffed, soft walls aren't nearly as bad, if the tapestry is painted with good taste. [ 12-04-2002, 10:07 AM: Message edited by: B_part ] __________________ Never attribute to malice that which can be ascribed to sheer stupidity

12-04-2002, 10:08 AM	#4
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Are you speaking out of your own experience B Part ? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

12-14-2002, 08:12 PM	#7
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Those men in white coats wouldn't be responsible for IW being down for 9 days, would they ? __________________

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12-04-2002, 09:48 AM	#1
Mellagar Avatar Join Date: June 16, 2001 Location: Far from where I was, nearer where I wish. Age: 42 Posts: 563	I made "myself" a god. How did I do it? On my second trip through Morrowind I slowly formulated a plot against Dagoth (b)Ur(p). In which I decided to trick him, or more precisely, force him to agree with my new godhood. When we met again in his underground dwemer chamber I spoke with him, as before. Yet this time.....I grabbed those brown stinky huggies he was wearing and "YOINK!" Gave him the ultimate wedgie. YES...he was given a butt wrenching wedgie! I said, "I am the new god." He said, "Never!" YOINK! "How about now?" "NO, NEVER!" YOINK! "Now?" "Ugh! NEVER!" YOOOOOIIINK!" "I am to the new god!" I demanded. "You are not!" He roared. "Are to!" "Are not!" "Are to!" "Are not!" "To!" "Not!" "To!" "Not!" "To!" "Not!" "To!" "Not!" "To!" "Not!" "To!" "Not!" "To!" "Not!" YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!!!! RRRRIIIIIIIIP!* (By now the red eyes behind that golden mask were turning into small blimps. I had him close to the breaking point.) With one final up with what was left of those ultra sagging huggies I was victorious! "How about now?" Dagoth nodded painfully. I won! So I let go, then he and I walked, (well dagoth was more or less walking like The Duke at the moment) into the heart chamber. "Alright, I am now god, so....go...and....pick flowers somewhere." He outright refused! So I looked down at his drooping undies, pointed at them and said, "You want a fresh red mark....then get moving Flock of Seagulls!" Reluctantly he turned and left. And that is the story of how I became a god. (And the start of how I got to be leading corporate CEO of the disposible brown huggy company in southern Vvardenfell. Dagoth acts as assistant huggy wedgie tester on himself because............"We do not test on animals!") P.S. You try and make logic out of this nonsense, and I come and give you a wedgie next! Anyone flames this or speak harshly, and you will feel the cold sting of your OWN undies! Because I'm bleedin' god, so neeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh!

12-05-2002, 06:12 AM	#6
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 47 Posts: 1,446	i think i let the men in white coats loose on this forum earlier and now they got their hands full with you lot [img]tongue.gif[/img]

12-16-2002, 05:11 AM	#8
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 47 Posts: 1,446	it might just be... damn em, they interrupted my theological discussions elsewhere [img]tongue.gif[/img] and me trying to get help on neverwinter nights where depressingly i have had to go and do most of it on my own hehe [img]smile.gif[/img]

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