20th ORT building.....nekkid or not, come on in!

Cloudbringer · 02-04-2003, 10:06 AM

Welcome to the Twentieth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!

Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea what's going on at the moment [img]graemlins/reallyroll.gif[/img]

. Something about lobsters? And uh... poles? [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] I think I'll leave it a mystery

Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters (and Shadow

), floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5: Barb's knicker collection.
B6-12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues, of Galadria, DragonMage and Aelia, to be admired by all.

Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS (unfortunately the mouse room was disbanded

), and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing (I think he left

) . Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted

(probably best to go with the latter, the disrobed division have left too... don't you just love beaurocracy

).

Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this.

Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!! (from Aelia's opening of the 19th ORT building)

I'm with Aelia, I'm not sure what IS going on now! LOL

um...Did I do that right, Aelia?

[ 02-04-2003, 10:08 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]

Morgeruat · 02-04-2003, 10:41 AM

woohoo... umm, anyone know what's going on at the moment? how do my lobsters fare?

Ar-Cunin · 02-04-2003, 10:59 AM

Didn't they get eaten?

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 02-04-2003, 12:29 PM

" 20th ORT building.....nekkid or not, come on in!" *dry tone of voice* I think I'll chose the second option and come in clothed [img]tongue.gif[/img]

hehe, don't wanna scare anyone away... [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

Kaltia · 02-04-2003, 12:57 PM

*bursts into loud floods of tears*
*pulls Calthy into the pool for some serieos naughty business*

Beaumanoir · 02-04-2003, 02:32 PM

God Calthy, Borin Ass.... [img]tongue.gif[/img] *Stips off and dances around*

Lord High Eater of Legs · 02-04-2003, 03:34 PM

*Jumps up and down shouting*
Hey, I left my clothes in the other building

*Chucks Chocolate at Skye and LB, then dive bombs Kat and Cal in the choco-pool.*

Lady Blue03 · 02-04-2003, 06:31 PM

Eeeew LHEL don't go in there with them...you'll be scarred for life at what you'll see

*dances around as clothing poofs away* NYA no Galadria to tell me I can't be nekkid, bwahaha!
*wraps her arms around Binky and tackles him into the alchoholic fountain*
Cmon fellow sax player! whoever can inhale the most amount of this stuff the fastest wins

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 02-04-2003, 07:39 PM

*teleports LHELs out of the pool before he hits it, and places an "Anti-disturbance" force-field around it - raises eyebrow at "some serieos naughty business" grins, and obligues*

Lady Blue03 · 02-04-2003, 09:12 PM

*makes a note that Calaethis must mean 'obliges'*
Who would want to be obligued

[ 02-04-2003, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: Lady Blue03 ]

02-04-2003, 10:06 AM	#1
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Welcome to the Twentieth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!! Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea what's going on at the moment [img]graemlins/reallyroll.gif[/img] . Something about lobsters? And uh... poles? [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] I think I'll leave it a mystery Here's the official map of the ORT Building: This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters (and Shadow ), floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are: Roof: Pool and BBQ area. 5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members. 4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.) 3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance. 2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance. 1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members. Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop. B1: Labs(Access Denied.) B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.) B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.) B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate. B5: Barb's knicker collection. B6-12: Empty or used for storage. B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there. Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues, of Galadria, DragonMage and Aelia, to be admired by all. Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS (unfortunately the mouse room was disbanded ), and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing (I think he left ) . Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted (probably best to go with the latter, the disrobed division have left too... don't you just love beaurocracy ). Order of the Royal Toads - Application Name:........... Age:........... Sex:........... Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............ Spanking preference (as above):........... Number of tentacles:........... Liking of toads (please indicate preference): 1 (not at all) 2 (not very much) 3 (somewhat) 4 (quite a lot) 5 (love them!) Swimming ability:............ Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this. Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!! (from Aelia's opening of the 19th ORT building) I'm with Aelia, I'm not sure what IS going on now! LOL um...Did I do that right, Aelia? [ 02-04-2003, 10:08 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ] __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

02-04-2003, 10:41 AM	#2
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 5,421	woohoo... umm, anyone know what's going on at the moment? how do my lobsters fare? __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

02-04-2003, 10:59 AM	#3
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 54 Posts: 2,326	Didn't they get eaten? __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

02-04-2003, 12:57 PM	#5
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 38 Posts: 5,817	bursts into loud floods of tears pulls Calthy into the pool for some serieos naughty business __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

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02-04-2003, 12:29 PM	#4
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	" 20th ORT building.....nekkid or not, come on in!" dry tone of voice I think I'll chose the second option and come in clothed [img]tongue.gif[/img] hehe, don't wanna scare anyone away... [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

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Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 36 Posts: 4,896	God Calthy, Borin Ass.... [img]tongue.gif[/img] Stips off and dances around

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02-04-2003, 06:31 PM	#8
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 39 Posts: 4,557	Eeeew LHEL don't go in there with them...you'll be scarred for life at what you'll see dances around as clothing poofs away NYA no Galadria to tell me I can't be nekkid, bwahaha! wraps her arms around Binky and tackles him into the alchoholic fountain Cmon fellow sax player! whoever can inhale the most amount of this stuff the fastest wins

02-04-2003, 07:39 PM	#9
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	teleports LHELs out of the pool before he hits it, and places an "Anti-disturbance" force-field around it - raises eyebrow at "some serieos naughty business" grins, and obligues

02-04-2003, 09:12 PM	#10
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 39 Posts: 4,557	makes a note that Calaethis must mean 'obliges' Who would want to be obligued [ 02-04-2003, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: Lady Blue03 ]

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