<font color="FF33FF", Size="4">Welcome to the Twentieth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!</font>

<font color="FFCCFF", size="3">Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea what's going on at the moment [img]graemlins/reallyroll.gif[/img] :D . Something about lobsters? And uh... poles? [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] I think I'll leave it a mystery ;) </font>

<font color="FF99CC">Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters (and Shadow :D ), floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5: Barb's knicker collection.
B6-12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues, of Galadria, DragonMage and Aelia, to be admired by all.</font>

<font color="FFCCCC">Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS (unfortunately the mouse room was disbanded :( ), and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing (I think he left :D ) . Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted ;) (probably best to go with the latter, the disrobed division have left too... don't you just love beaurocracy :D ).</font>

<font color="CC99FF">Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this. </font>

<font color="hotpink", size="4">Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!</font> (from Aelia's opening of the 19th ORT building)

I'm with Aelia, I'm not sure what IS going on now! LOL :D

um...Did I do that right, Aelia? :D

[ 02-04-2003, 10:08 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]

woohoo... umm, anyone know what's going on at the moment? how do my lobsters fare?

Didn't they get eaten?

" 20th ORT building.....nekkid or not, come on in!" *dry tone of voice* I think I'll chose the second option and come in clothed [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;) hehe, don't wanna scare anyone away... [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

*bursts into loud floods of tears*
*pulls Calthy into the pool for some serieos naughty business*

God Calthy, Borin Ass.... [img]tongue.gif[/img] *Stips off and dances around*

*Jumps up and down shouting*
Hey, I left my clothes in the other building :(
*Chucks Chocolate at Skye and LB, then dive bombs Kat and Cal in the choco-pool.*

<font color=pink>Eeeew LHEL don't go in there with them...you'll be scarred for life at what you'll see :D
*dances around as clothing poofs away* NYA no Galadria to tell me I can't be nekkid, bwahaha!
*wraps her arms around Binky and tackles him into the alchoholic fountain*
Cmon fellow sax player! whoever can inhale the most amount of this stuff the fastest wins :D </font>

*teleports LHELs out of the pool before he hits it, and places an "Anti-disturbance" force-field around it - raises eyebrow at "some serieos naughty business" grins, and obligues*

<font color=pink>*makes a note that Calaethis must mean 'obliges'*
Who would want to be obligued :D </font>

[ 02-04-2003, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: Lady Blue03 ]