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02-22-2002, 09:36 PM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
 Join Date: January 31, 2002
Location: Rockford IL
Age: 53
Posts: 46
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1. Spot enemy
2. Reach in pack and take out bottle of Dwarven Ale 3. Take 1 swig 4. Swish and spit on hands 5. Take 10 more swigs and swallow 6. Cap bottle of Dwarven Ale and put back in pack 7. Remove axe from belt 8. Charge into the fray, forgetting battle strategies 9. Rage until legs give out, regardless of what party mates are doing 10. Count the kills and brag 11. Lick blood of axe 12. Put axe back in belt 13. Refer to the elf with the bow as a fancy lad fighter, too afraid of close melee battle 14. Remove Dwarven Ale from pack 15. Take 13 swigs and swallow. 16. Get angry as elven ranger begs for him to take a bath 17. Throws bottle of Dwarven Ale at the elf 18. Force elf to buy him new bottle of Dwarven Ale, cause dwarf is too cheap to buy it himself 19. Repeat until elf is broke there is more, but I dont feel like getting on Guzz's bad side just yet... [ 02-22-2002: Message edited by: Vohl ] |
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02-23-2002, 12:11 AM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
Join Date: February 19, 2002
Location: midwest
Age: 59
Posts: 4
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aye and me warfare works well indeed for ya still alive and talking about it right.and like i told ya before when ya take a bath ya wash off all them fine oils that yer body be making
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02-23-2002, 05:45 AM
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Harper
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Lancs, England
Age: 40
Posts: 4,729
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Hehehe,
Just wait 'til Lavindathar joins you in battle, it will be a sight for sore eyes let me tell you that my friends. But, I must enquire , how did an Elf and A Dwarf come to be such good friends?
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02-23-2002, 06:35 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
Age: 36
Posts: 4,896
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Friends? Do You Throw Bottles Of Ale At All Your Friends Lavi??
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02-23-2002, 02:26 PM
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Harper
Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Lancs, England
Age: 40
Posts: 4,729
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Yes. And I think I've thrown much worse...hehe...'Tis all part of the fun!
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