1. Spot enemy
2. Reach in pack and take out bottle of Dwarven Ale
3. Take 1 swig
4. Swish and spit on hands
5. Take 10 more swigs and swallow
6. Cap bottle of Dwarven Ale and put back in pack
7. Remove axe from belt
8. Charge into the fray, forgetting battle strategies
9. Rage until legs give out, regardless of what party mates are doing
10. Count the kills and brag
11. Lick blood of axe
12. Put axe back in belt
13. Refer to the elf with the bow as a fancy lad fighter, too afraid of close melee battle
14. Remove Dwarven Ale from pack
15. Take 13 swigs and swallow.
16. Get angry as elven ranger begs for him to take a bath
17. Throws bottle of Dwarven Ale at the elf
18. Force elf to buy him new bottle of Dwarven Ale, cause dwarf is too cheap to buy it himself
19. Repeat until elf is broke

there is more, but I dont feel like getting on Guzz's bad side just yet...

[ 02-22-2002: Message edited by: Vohl ]</p>

aye and me warfare works well indeed for ya still alive and talking about it right.and like i told ya before when ya take a bath ya wash off all them fine oils that yer body be making

Guzzlegut Darkhammer
(drunken dwarf warrior)

<font color="cyan">Hehehe,

Just wait 'til Lavindathar joins you in battle, it will be a sight for sore eyes let me tell you that my friends.

But, I must enquire , how did an Elf and A Dwarf come to be such good friends?</font>

Friends? Do You Throw Bottles Of Ale At All Your Friends Lavi??

<font color="cyan">Yes. And I think I've thrown much worse...hehe...'Tis all part of the fun!</font>