Did you know?

Zidane · 05-10-2002, 02:54 PM

1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.

2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

4. A shrimp's heart is in their head.

5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second.

6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so).

7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.

10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school.

11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000
times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received telephone call.

13. Rats and horses can't vomit.

14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head
or neck and die.If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.

16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

22. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows
why.

23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

25. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

26. Cat's urine glows under a black light.

27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

PS: Now, how many of you tried to lick your elbow??? Be honest!!!!!

Lady Zidane

Redblueflare · 05-10-2002, 03:03 PM

Here's a question for you Zidane. "Did you know that someone's posted many of these before, but you added a few new ones?"

700 times in a hour? I wore headphones for four hours straight when watching Evangelion! Ewww.... *runs to clean ears* And yes I did try to lick my elbow and it is impossible.

Ar-Cunin · 05-10-2002, 03:04 PM

Lady Z (no not you Zekke - the other one [img]smile.gif[/img] ) - I'm very interested to find out where you got these 'facts'

You see - I afraid that I don't believe about half of them - sad but true

But some of them are pretty funny anyway

"twit" [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Azred · 05-10-2002, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zidane:
14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

There is a complete sentence in Czech that has no vowels; unfortunately, I can't recall it at this time. kdo mluvit cesky?

Quote:

Originally posted by Zidane:
18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

Does that mean I could face Federal charges for helping that "visitor" fix his/her/its ship a couple of years ago? phooey!

[ 05-10-2002, 11:23 PM: Message edited by: Azred ]

05-10-2002, 03:59 PM

bugger! Almost did myself an injury trying to disprove the elbow one [img]redface.gif[/img]

I need a longer tongue [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Beaumanoir · 05-10-2002, 04:35 PM

ROFLMAO!!!! Thats Great Zidane... And Yes... I Did Try To Lick My Elbow....

Epona · 05-10-2002, 04:45 PM

Whether you can lick your elbow depends on how long your tongue is, surely? I bet Gene Simmons could

Krishach · 05-10-2002, 04:47 PM

Well, I did try, and uh, what area would be considered your elbow, cause I got damn close.

Ziroc · 05-10-2002, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zidane:
1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.

2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Wrong! [img]smile.gif[/img] Look----->

(That guy looks WEIRD!) [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Beaumanoir · 05-10-2002, 04:52 PM

Did You Search The Internet For Pictures Of People Kissing Their Elbow, Or Did You Have Them Already?? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-10-2002, 02:54 PM	#1
Zidane Manshoon Join Date: January 27, 2002 Location: Birmingham, England Age: 67 Posts: 241	1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts. 2. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. 4. A shrimp's heart is in their head. 5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second. 6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so). 7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit 9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. 10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school. 11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. 12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received telephone call. 13. Rats and horses can't vomit. 14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out. 16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. 17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? 19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. 20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. 22. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why. 23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. 24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. 25. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 26. Cat's urine glows under a black light. 27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. PS: Now, how many of you tried to lick your elbow??? Be honest!!!!! Lady Zidane __________________ <br /><br />You know what thought did? He only thought he did.

05-10-2002, 03:03 PM	#2
Redblueflare Galvatron Join Date: May 9, 2001 Location: The backwoods in Georgia sigh Age: 40 Posts: 2,151	Here's a question for you Zidane. "Did you know that someone's posted many of these before, but you added a few new ones?" 700 times in a hour? I wore headphones for four hours straight when watching Evangelion! Ewww.... runs to clean ears And yes I did try to lick my elbow and it is impossible. __________________ <br /><br />\"If you ever need me just whistle, and i\'ll come running. I promise. <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" /> <br />Kupo, Kupo! A man can\'t get a sword if he can\'t dance! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

05-10-2002, 03:04 PM	#3
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 53 Posts: 2,326	Lady Z (no not you Zekke - the other one [img]smile.gif[/img] ) - I'm very interested to find out where you got these 'facts' You see - I afraid that I don't believe about half of them - sad but true But some of them are pretty funny anyway "twit" [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

05-10-2002, 04:35 PM	#6
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	ROFLMAO!!!! Thats Great Zidane... And Yes... I Did Try To Lick My Elbow.... __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

05-10-2002, 04:45 PM	#7
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	Whether you can lick your elbow depends on how long your tongue is, surely? I bet Gene Simmons could __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

05-10-2002, 03:59 PM	#5
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	bugger! Almost did myself an injury trying to disprove the elbow one [img]redface.gif[/img] I need a longer tongue [img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-10-2002, 04:47 PM	#8
Krishach Drow Warrior Join Date: February 25, 2002 Location: Land of the free... ? Age: 38 Posts: 260	Well, I did try, and uh, what area would be considered your elbow, cause I got damn close. __________________ - <b>The Official Topic Killer</b><br /><i>To fill that which is hollow with the substance of virtue...</i>

05-10-2002, 04:52 PM	#10
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Did You Search The Internet For Pictures Of People Kissing Their Elbow, Or Did You Have Them Already?? [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

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