1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Milicent Roberts.

2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

4. A shrimp's heart is in their head.

5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you're heart stops for a mili-second.

6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so).

7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.

10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school.

11. On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000
times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received telephone call.

13. Rats and horses can't vomit.

14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head
or neck and die.If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.

16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

22. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows
why.

23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

25. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

26. Cat's urine glows under a black light.

27. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

PS: Now, how many of you tried to lick your elbow??? Be honest!!!!!

Lady Zidane

Here's a question for you Zidane. "Did you know that someone's posted many of these before, but you added a few new ones?" ;) 700 times in a hour? I wore headphones for four hours straight when watching Evangelion! Ewww.... *runs to clean ears* And yes I did try to lick my elbow and it is impossible.

Lady Z (no not you Zekke - the other one [img]smile.gif[/img] ) - I'm very interested to find out where you got these 'facts'

You see - I afraid that I don't believe about half of them - sad but true

But some of them are pretty funny anyway ;) "twit" [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

<font color = lightgreen>There is a complete sentence in Czech that has no vowels; unfortunately, I can't recall it at this time. kdo mluvit cesky?</font>

<font color = lightgreen>Does that mean I could face Federal charges for helping that "visitor" fix his/her/its ship a couple of years ago? phooey!</font>

[ 05-10-2002, 11:23 PM: Message edited by: Azred ]

bugger! Almost did myself an injury trying to disprove the elbow one [img]redface.gif[/img]

I need a longer tongue [img]tongue.gif[/img]

ROFLMAO!!!! Thats Great Zidane... And Yes... I Did Try To Lick My Elbow.... :D

Whether you can lick your elbow depends on how long your tongue is, surely? I bet Gene Simmons could :eek:

Well, I did try, and uh, what area would be considered your elbow, cause I got damn close. ;)

Wrong! [img]smile.gif[/img] Look----->

http://www.artbell.com/images/jc-elbow.jpg
http://www.artbell.com/images/elbolicking.jpg (That guy looks WEIRD!) [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Did You Search The Internet For Pictures Of People Kissing Their Elbow, Or Did You Have Them Already?? [img]tongue.gif[/img]