Horatio's Funny Limeriks 2

Horatio · 07-28-2002, 05:39 PM

Sing to The tune of "I want it That way" by the Backstreet Boys

Which Backstreet Boy's Gay?

we are...on fire
We have...desire,
but one...swings THAT way,
one Backstreet Boy's Gay,

But we...don't want to,
be mean,
since now he's a queen,
don't ask please,
which Backstreet Boy's Gay,

Tell me who!
Ain't sayin that it's AJ,
Tell me who!
Ain't sayin that ut's Howie,
Tell me who,
I never wanna here you say,
Which,
one of us is gay,

Now I can see him,
he's in women's clothes,
and he don't need an IUD, (yeah)
he likes Village People,
he's playin Crocket,
his dog is a Pikumise!

He is...on fire,
his back...perspires,
Don't say, (don't say) (won't say)
Who's GAY?

He's always sayin,
ain't nothin but a butt ache,
ain't nothin but a fruit cake, (tell me who)
I never wanna here you say,
Which, one of us is gay
Tell me who,
ain't sayin that it's Brian,
Tell me who!
Ain't sayin Nick or Kevin
Tell me who,
he's bakin up a Soufflé,
which Backstreet Boy's Gay?

...okay...we're allllll gay....

More coming YOUR way, soon.

johnny · 07-28-2002, 05:41 PM

I thought you said it would be funny ?

Sir ReGiN · 07-28-2002, 05:43 PM

nothing beats 'hatten är din'

Beaumanoir · 07-28-2002, 05:45 PM

Is That Darknet? Hmm... Sounds Familiar

When On MSN Dizzy Asked Who I Was, I Came Up With This

I Begin With A B
and end with an R
I'm Tres Beautiful
And I'm A Bloke
OOH ARR!

Hmm... Sorry..

Horatio · 07-28-2002, 05:50 PM

Johnny, how are ya finding your new sex change? everything back to a stable position? Still applying the ointment?

If water woz vodka,
and I was a duck,
I'd swim right to the bottom,
and never come up,
but water ain't vodka,
and I ain't a duck,
so pass me some vodka,
and shut the f*ck up!

johnny · 07-28-2002, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:
Johnny, how are ya finding your new sex change? everything back to a stable position? Still applying the ointment?

If water woz vodka,
and I was a duck,
I'd swim right to the bottom,
and never come up,
but water ain't vodka,
and I ain't a duck,
so pass me some vodka,
and shut the f*ck up!

It's kinda irritating when i'm typing, my boobs keep getting in the way

Horatio · 07-28-2002, 06:12 PM

hey, man, the limeriks I've been dishing out are NOTHING compared to the parody of Mambo Number 5, starring a certain adultourous president of the US!

Wait for it, man, it's worth it!

07-28-2002, 05:39 PM	#1
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	Sing to The tune of "I want it That way" by the Backstreet Boys Which Backstreet Boy's Gay? we are...on fire We have...desire, but one...swings THAT way, one Backstreet Boy's Gay, But we...don't want to, be mean, since now he's a queen, don't ask please, which Backstreet Boy's Gay, Tell me who! Ain't sayin that it's AJ, Tell me who! Ain't sayin that ut's Howie, Tell me who, I never wanna here you say, Which, one of us is gay, Now I can see him, he's in women's clothes, and he don't need an IUD, (yeah) he likes Village People, he's playin Crocket, his dog is a Pikumise! He is...on fire, his back...perspires, Don't say, (don't say) (won't say) Who's GAY? He's always sayin, ain't nothin but a butt ache, ain't nothin but a fruit cake, (tell me who) I never wanna here you say, Which, one of us is gay Tell me who, ain't sayin that it's Brian, Tell me who! Ain't sayin Nick or Kevin Tell me who, he's bakin up a Soufflé, which Backstreet Boy's Gay? ...okay...we're allllll gay.... More coming YOUR way, soon. __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

07-28-2002, 05:41 PM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	I thought you said it would be funny ? __________________

07-28-2002, 05:45 PM	#4
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 36 Posts: 4,896	Is That Darknet? Hmm... Sounds Familiar When On MSN Dizzy Asked Who I Was, I Came Up With This I Begin With A B and end with an R I'm Tres Beautiful And I'm A Bloke OOH ARR! Hmm... Sorry.. __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

07-28-2002, 05:50 PM	#5
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	Johnny, how are ya finding your new sex change? everything back to a stable position? Still applying the ointment? If water woz vodka, and I was a duck, I'd swim right to the bottom, and never come up, but water ain't vodka, and I ain't a duck, so pass me some vodka, and shut the f*ck up! __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

07-28-2002, 06:12 PM	#7
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	hey, man, the limeriks I've been dishing out are NOTHING compared to the parody of Mambo Number 5, starring a certain adultourous president of the US! Wait for it, man, it's worth it! __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

07-28-2002, 05:43 PM	#3
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 43 Posts: 2,563	nothing beats 'hatten är din'

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