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Horatio 07-28-2002 05:39 PM

Sing to The tune of "I want it That way" by the Backstreet Boys

Which Backstreet Boy's Gay?

we are...on fire
We have...desire,
but one...swings THAT way,
one Backstreet Boy's Gay,

But we...don't want to,
be mean,
since now he's a queen,
don't ask please,
which Backstreet Boy's Gay,

Tell me who!
Ain't sayin that it's AJ,
Tell me who!
Ain't sayin that ut's Howie,
Tell me who,
I never wanna here you say,
Which,
one of us is gay,

Now I can see him,
he's in women's clothes,
and he don't need an IUD, (yeah)
he likes Village People,
he's playin Crocket,
his dog is a Pikumise!

He is...on fire,
his back...perspires,
Don't say, (don't say) (won't say)
Who's GAY?

He's always sayin,
ain't nothin but a butt ache,
ain't nothin but a fruit cake, (tell me who)
I never wanna here you say,
Which, one of us is gay
Tell me who,
ain't sayin that it's Brian,
Tell me who!
Ain't sayin Nick or Kevin
Tell me who,
he's bakin up a Soufflé,
which Backstreet Boy's Gay?

...okay...we're allllll gay....

More coming YOUR way, soon.

johnny 07-28-2002 05:41 PM

I thought you said it would be funny ? :D

Sir ReGiN 07-28-2002 05:43 PM

nothing beats 'hatten är din'

Beaumanoir 07-28-2002 05:45 PM

Is That Darknet? Hmm... Sounds Familiar ;)
When On MSN Dizzy Asked Who I Was, I Came Up With This ;)

I Begin With A B
and end with an R
I'm Tres Beautiful
And I'm A Bloke
OOH ARR!

Hmm... Sorry.. :D

Horatio 07-28-2002 05:50 PM

Johnny, how are ya finding your new sex change? everything back to a stable position? Still applying the ointment? :D

If water woz vodka,
and I was a duck,
I'd swim right to the bottom,
and never come up,
but water ain't vodka,
and I ain't a duck,
so pass me some vodka,
and shut the f*ck up!

johnny 07-28-2002 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:
Johnny, how are ya finding your new sex change? everything back to a stable position? Still applying the ointment? :D

If water woz vodka,
and I was a duck,
I'd swim right to the bottom,
and never come up,
but water ain't vodka,
and I ain't a duck,
so pass me some vodka,
and shut the f*ck up!

It's kinda irritating when i'm typing, my boobs keep getting in the way :D

Horatio 07-28-2002 06:12 PM

hey, man, the limeriks I've been dishing out are NOTHING compared to the parody of Mambo Number 5, starring a certain adultourous president of the US! :D
Wait for it, man, it's worth it!


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