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Sir Goulum · 05-23-2002, 06:11 PM

For his Birthday, we are going to this Sicilian Pasta Kitchen place and it is SOOOO Gross! I hate it! What should I do?

Lord of Alcohol · 05-23-2002, 06:15 PM

When you enter the restaurant and smelling the stench target vomit on the person who made you go. Alternativly scatter-spray vomit everywhere. That way everyone at least gets a little

Sir Goulum · 05-23-2002, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
When you enter the restaurant and smelling the stench target vomit on the person who made you go. Alternativly scatter-spray vomit everywhere. That way everyone at least gets a little

Ok thats just horrible. I can't make myself vomit. The food is pure Italian. Even the pasta, which I usually like, tastes queer!

Lord of Alcohol · 05-23-2002, 06:22 PM

Ok, drink heavilly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then vomit! [img]smile.gif[/img]

the new JR Jansen · 05-23-2002, 07:37 PM

Fart, belch, grope the waitress. You wont be in there very long. You might end up in a place you don't wont to be in either so that might be a problem.

johnny · 05-24-2002, 01:14 AM

just don't go dude, don't torture yourself.

The Hunter of Jahanna · 05-24-2002, 01:23 AM

go here ---> www.packingheat.com and read the dining out tutorial. If nothing else it will make for an interesting night.

mistral4543 · 05-24-2002, 04:03 AM

If you're willing to splurge a little more, you might want to consider treating him to a place which doesn't repulse you that much. Just a suggestion [img]smile.gif[/img]

Earthdog · 05-24-2002, 04:27 AM

Do what my sister used to do in the 70's when she didnt want to go on a date..... tell them that you're washing your hair that night.

Alternately, you could call at the last minute and say that you're sick, ill, not feeling well, feel like youre going to puke, ect.,ect.

Then again you could say that you've got car trouble, twisted your ankle and now its swollen up to the size of a basketball.

Or you could be honest and say that the food served there makes you want to puke, IF it doesnt ACTUALLY make you puke. No thanks not interested.

If you do end up having to go, eat before you leave home, order a Coke and nothing else when you get there.

Good luck.

Legolas · 05-24-2002, 04:50 AM

*points*
Hey, look everybody! It's Earthdog!

Haven't seen you around in... what? Three months? How've you been?

On topic, I doubt he will enjoy dining with a sourfaced Sir Goulum, so I'd htink it's best if you either stayed home or went to a different place altogether.

05-23-2002, 06:15 PM	#2
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 61 Posts: 4,570	When you enter the restaurant and smelling the stench target vomit on the person who made you go. Alternativly scatter-spray vomit everywhere. That way everyone at least gets a little __________________ No

05-23-2002, 06:22 PM	#4
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 61 Posts: 4,570	Ok, drink heavilly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then vomit! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ No

05-23-2002, 07:37 PM	#5
the new JR Jansen Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: May 8, 2002 Location: chocolate land Age: 50 Posts: 696	Fart, belch, grope the waitress. You wont be in there very long. You might end up in a place you don't wont to be in either so that might be a problem. __________________ JR<br /><br /><br /><br />It\'s me. The guy with the cloak big enough for a fire giant and the long nose.<br />Owner of the most visited woodshed in Ironworks\' history.

05-24-2002, 01:14 AM	#6
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	just don't go dude, don't torture yourself. __________________

05-24-2002, 01:23 AM	#7
The Hunter of Jahanna Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 25, 2001 Location: NY , NY Age: 64 Posts: 960	go here ---> www.packingheat.com and read the dining out tutorial. If nothing else it will make for an interesting night. __________________ \"How much do I love you?? I\'ll tell you one thing, it\'d be a whole hell of a lot more if you stopped nagging me and made me a friggin sandwich.\"

05-23-2002, 06:11 PM	#1
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	For his Birthday, we are going to this Sicilian Pasta Kitchen place and it is SOOOO Gross! I hate it! What should I do?

05-24-2002, 04:03 AM	#8
mistral4543 Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: House of Freelight Age: 48 Posts: 3,159	If you're willing to splurge a little more, you might want to consider treating him to a place which doesn't repulse you that much. Just a suggestion [img]smile.gif[/img]

05-24-2002, 04:27 AM	#9
Earthdog Emerald Dragon Join Date: May 1, 2001 Location: melbourne victoria australia Age: 60 Posts: 960	Do what my sister used to do in the 70's when she didnt want to go on a date..... tell them that you're washing your hair that night. Alternately, you could call at the last minute and say that you're sick, ill, not feeling well, feel like youre going to puke, ect.,ect. Then again you could say that you've got car trouble, twisted your ankle and now its swollen up to the size of a basketball. Or you could be honest and say that the food served there makes you want to puke, IF it doesnt ACTUALLY make you puke. No thanks not interested. If you do end up having to go, eat before you leave home, order a Coke and nothing else when you get there. Good luck. __________________ THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

05-24-2002, 04:50 AM	#10
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 40 Posts: 5,459	points Hey, look everybody! It's Earthdog! Haven't seen you around in... what? Three months? How've you been? On topic, I doubt he will enjoy dining with a sourfaced Sir Goulum, so I'd htink it's best if you either stayed home or went to a different place altogether. __________________ Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny!

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