<font color=Orange>For his Birthday, we are going to this Sicilian Pasta Kitchen place and it is SOOOO Gross! I hate it! What should I do?</font>

When you enter the restaurant and smelling the stench target vomit on the person who made you go. Alternativly scatter-spray vomit everywhere. That way everyone at least gets a little

<font color=Orange>Ok thats just horrible. I can't make myself vomit. The food is pure Italian. Even the pasta, which I usually like, tastes queer!</font>

Ok, drink heavilly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then vomit! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Fart, belch, grope the waitress. You wont be in there very long. You might end up in a place you don't wont to be in either so that might be a problem.

just don't go dude, don't torture yourself.

go here ---> www.packingheat.com and read the dining out tutorial. If nothing else it will make for an interesting night.

If you're willing to splurge a little more, you might want to consider treating him to a place which doesn't repulse you that much. Just a suggestion [img]smile.gif[/img]

Do what my sister used to do in the 70's when she didnt want to go on a date..... tell them that you're washing your hair that night.

Alternately, you could call at the last minute and say that you're sick, ill, not feeling well, feel like youre going to puke, ect.,ect.

Then again you could say that you've got car trouble, twisted your ankle and now its swollen up to the size of a basketball.

Or you could be honest and say that the food served there makes you want to puke, IF it doesnt ACTUALLY make you puke. No thanks not interested.

If you do end up having to go, eat before you leave home, order a Coke and nothing else when you get there.

Good luck.

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Haven't seen you around in... what? Three months? How've you been?

On topic, I doubt he will enjoy dining with a sourfaced Sir Goulum, so I'd htink it's best if you either stayed home or went to a different place altogether.