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Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 11-01-2004, 04:27 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 8,410
Posted By Zero Alpha
damnit, whoever it is who still thinks this is...

damnit, whoever it is who still thinks this is hilarious: STOP MAKING THEM ITS NOT FUNNY AND NEVER WAS :mad:

jeez you'd have thought people would have grown out of this cr*p
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 10-12-2004, 06:10 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,069
Posted By Zero Alpha
i admit, i am overgeneralising, but not by much....

i admit, i am overgeneralising, but not by much. i swear, i bearly ever used the BFG, or the rocket launcher, i only used the chaingun when absoulutely essential, but i found i could do most of the...
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 10-04-2004, 08:35 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 933
Posted By Zero Alpha
play yuri's revenge instead. its much better :D...

play yuri's revenge instead. its much better :D .

on topic, i think you want USA first. usualy they are at the top too witch might be a clue.
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 10-04-2004, 08:32 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,332
Posted By Zero Alpha
click click click click click click click click...

click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click...
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 10-04-2004, 08:29 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 962
Posted By Zero Alpha
this is just really true. i wish i'd done it like...

this is just really true. i wish i'd done it like normal, but there are so many people who enjoy the game telling me its great, i just got it. lucky i could take it back really.

basically, if i...
Forum: General Discussion 09-30-2004, 09:43 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,645
Posted By Zero Alpha
fixxed if i understand the ben franklin...

fixxed

if i understand the ben franklin quote right:
security is broken over time. when the new security measures are broken, you'll have the same security as now, but less freedom.

take your...
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 09-29-2004, 03:32 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 962
Posted By Zero Alpha
most of the reviews i read made it sound more...

most of the reviews i read made it sound more like the jobs were quests, not just fetch and carry from one square to another.

seriously, i cant understand people who like this game. might as well...
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 09-29-2004, 02:26 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 962
Posted By Zero Alpha
id have to rate this game as one of the worst...

id have to rate this game as one of the worst games ive ever bought. i bought it today on the strength of reviews saying its great, but its boring as hell. seriously you spend the whole time...
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 09-29-2004, 02:18 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,069
Posted By Zero Alpha
Actually, yes i have completed it. :rolleyes: ...

Actually, yes i have completed it. :rolleyes: . and you pretty much do only use the shotgun. flying enemys? shotgun. long range enemys? run + shotgun. seriously, the only reason for the other...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-28-2004, 02:49 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,959
Posted By Zero Alpha
with sexy results graemlins/showoff.gif

with sexy results
graemlins/showoff.gif
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-27-2004, 08:15 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,457
Posted By Zero Alpha
you cant see the camraman in the crome. must be...

you cant see the camraman in the crome. must be photoshopped at least a little.

in any case, that is a nice paint job!

(wonder if its legal over here?)
Forum: General Discussion 09-21-2004, 06:06 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 769
Posted By Zero Alpha
DOUBLE YEW TEE EFF? what kind of sick mind...

DOUBLE YEW TEE EFF?

what kind of sick mind would go to the effort of attaching blades to blocks, before burying them in the sand graemlins/saywhat.gif
Forum: General Discussion 09-21-2004, 06:03 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,545
Posted By Zero Alpha
Cheapest Solution EVER: Quit Smoking ...

Cheapest Solution EVER:

Quit Smoking

Cost incurred: negative(weekly expence of ciggies)

thats right, this solution gives you more money than before
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 09-19-2004, 10:09 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,069
Posted By Zero Alpha
why doom 3 isnt worth the effort: * you only...

why doom 3 isnt worth the effort:

* you only need the shotgun for 90% of the game
* you can predict all but 3 or 4 of the monsters jumping out at you, and is therefore not scary
* you get a...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-19-2004, 09:47 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,388
Posted By Zero Alpha
i chose b, becase it was a definate 'WTF?'...

i chose b, becase it was a definate 'WTF?' reaction. worst part is, i can seriously imagine an terroist front suing for descrimination. How cynical am i? :(
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-19-2004, 09:42 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 5,999
Posted By Zero Alpha
im sorry if i sound like im on the attack, that...

im sorry if i sound like im on the attack, that is not my intention.

the thing is, i dont visit only one forum, like alot of people i visit many. so when a joke surfaces, ive probably heard it...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-19-2004, 01:11 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 5,999
Posted By Zero Alpha
exactly, you can tell the age of the joke by the...

exactly, you can tell the age of the joke by the number of old's it gets

few = releativly unheard

lots = extremely aged
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-19-2004, 01:00 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,446
Posted By Zero Alpha
GAIM is oh-so-much-better than Trillian (free...

GAIM is oh-so-much-better than Trillian (free virsion).

if i had a dollar for every time trillian crashed / locked up my machine / woldnt allow files to send or recive / refused to close / closed...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-19-2004, 12:54 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,338
Posted By Zero Alpha
format and reinstall it solves everything ...

format and reinstall

it solves everything

>.>
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-19-2004, 12:49 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 5,999
Posted By Zero Alpha
everyone seems to have jumped on the 'i agree,...

everyone seems to have jumped on the 'i agree, saying 'OLD' is OH EL DEE' bandwagon without thinking about the reason people say OLD'. Reason is, is that a joke is normally old and can probably be...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-19-2004, 12:40 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,390
Posted By Zero Alpha
post all the jokes you want. but this one was old...

post all the jokes you want. but this one was old as:

why did i invent the light?
to give the chicken something to see by! HAHAHAHA...

...oh wait, i didnt invent the chicken yet. better get on...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-18-2004, 07:12 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,390
Posted By Zero Alpha
not. even. remotely. [/crankey] [...

not. even. remotely.
[/crankey]

[ 09-18-2004, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: Zero Alpha ]
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-16-2004, 02:06 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,492
Posted By Zero Alpha
two words: anonamous proxies. never get...

two words:

anonamous proxies.

never get a blocked site from work again! :D
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-16-2004, 02:03 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 6,864
Posted By Zero Alpha
graemlins/1puke.gif i started to read it,...

graemlins/1puke.gif

i started to read it, but couldnt make it all the way through. sick b******s.
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 09-12-2004, 04:18 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,871
Posted By Zero Alpha
anybody still using KaZaA for music must be...

anybody still using KaZaA for music must be Waaaaaay out of the loop.

1. KaZaA is full of spyware and its counterpart (lite) is still illegal (its a hacked client)
2. KaZaA is full of Faked /...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 08-23-2004, 02:17 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,861
Posted By Zero Alpha
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/ultimateb...

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=018292#000000
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=017041#000001...
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 08-16-2004, 04:25 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,282
Posted By Zero Alpha
wishful thinking im afraid. they are only...

wishful thinking im afraid.

they are only legal:

if you are allowed one backup of software in your contry, allowing you to circumvent copy protection. (like over here until recently)
then you...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 08-16-2004, 04:15 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,552
Posted By Zero Alpha
i suspect the only ones it will harm are ones you...

i suspect the only ones it will harm are ones you have to pay for. adaware (free version) and spybot will probably not be effected as they dont charge.
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 08-01-2004, 08:14 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,128
Posted By Zero Alpha
fixxed thats the thing about ligting up the...

fixxed

thats the thing about ligting up the area. tends to let your enemy see you. (specialy when he's messing with the arrow to light it!) tongue.gif :D . also, sam could just spray bullets at...
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 08-01-2004, 02:30 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,128
Posted By Zero Alpha
very impresssive! specicaly because he would...

very impresssive!

specicaly because he would already be dead as soon as he came into sam's line of sight. :D

pretty good for someone whos dead. tongue.gif :D

(then again i suppose...
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 07-31-2004, 09:05 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,960
Posted By Zero Alpha
I`m a FPS lover, myslef. But I have a few of...

I`m a FPS lover, myslef. But I have a few of them. These are:</font> Cthulu : Dark corners of the earth</font> Half-Life 2</font> Doom III</font> Tribes: Vengence</font>
STOLED :D

[...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-30-2004, 06:44 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,647
Posted By Zero Alpha
for an expected settlement of £50. :D LOL ...

for an expected settlement of £50. :D LOL

wouldve been nice though
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 07-30-2004, 05:57 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 807
Posted By Zero Alpha
or one DVD. what is the point disk swapping 7 or...

or one DVD. what is the point disk swapping 7 or so times, when you can stick in one dvd, and go make tea while you wait. by the time you've drunk it its installed. simple :D
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 07-30-2004, 05:51 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,128
Posted By Zero Alpha
backstab? a guy with night + heat vision? ...

backstab? a guy with night + heat vision? graemlins/saywhat.gif he cant sneak behind him, because as soon as soon as he gets near, sam will surgicaly implant a bullet between his eyes.

even if...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-30-2004, 05:32 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,647
Posted By Zero Alpha
so nearly all non americans then? great ...

so nearly all non americans then?

great :(

edit: linkeded http://www.settlement4onlinepayments.com/question4.php3

edit2: ooh, or australia! or lots of third world contries. or...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-29-2004, 04:14 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,420
Posted By Zero Alpha
say it more then graemlins/showoff.gif ...

say it more then graemlins/showoff.gif

Connolly's jokes always sound best when said by him (scottish accent et al). try saying them like he would, its fun for at least another 10 mins!...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-29-2004, 09:05 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,786
Posted By Zero Alpha
nope, they are both the ones ive had working for...

nope, they are both the ones ive had working for ages. the problem has started on my brothers pc too now, but when he uses win98 (instead of xp) he doesnt have the problem. this sounds like a virus...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-29-2004, 08:52 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,786
Posted By Zero Alpha
All the data on all my hard drives has become...

All the data on all my hard drives has become read only. whenever i unselect read only, as soon as i close the window, it gets set again. this means i cannot do much at all, because all my save...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-24-2004, 11:59 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,207
Posted By Zero Alpha
Install XP instead. oh wait, that's the fix...

Install XP instead.

oh wait, that's the fix for everything else :rolleyes: :D

right click on desktop -> screensaver -> power

its in there :D
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-24-2004, 06:28 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,207
Posted By Zero Alpha
actually the main factor in defrag speed is what...

actually the main factor in defrag speed is what version of windows you are using. windows 2000 is much much better than 98, and xp is better than 2000. the size of disk is also a factor, but not as...
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 07-22-2004, 05:44 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 5,145
Posted By Zero Alpha
1. you sound like you just snorted pure caffene....

1. you sound like you just snorted pure caffene. now that is excited!

2. the official min specs are something like a 1.5ghz machine, with 312mb ram, and a geforce 3. sounds ok to me.

3. doom 3...
Forum: General Discussion 07-21-2004, 08:25 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,269
Posted By Zero Alpha
www.redvsblue.com (http://www.redvsblue.com) ...

www.redvsblue.com (http://www.redvsblue.com)

i cant belive no one has mentioned it. the eternal struggle :D

personaly, i think this quiz is basicaly an american governmental trivia quiz. not...
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 07-21-2004, 08:00 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,128
Posted By Zero Alpha
ok, now this thread is getting complicated! ...

ok, now this thread is getting complicated!

in sam vs garret, sam wins by technical bullet_to_the_head.

in 47 vs sam vs garret, hitman wins by assination_before_the_tournament

if either bond...
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 07-14-2004, 08:17 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 288
Posted By Zero Alpha
actualy i was talking about the first one. the...

actualy i was talking about the first one. the controls seemd counter intuitive, and i got half way throught the game in like an hour, and spent the second hour continulay dieing on what seemed like...
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 07-14-2004, 04:08 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 288
Posted By Zero Alpha
Super Monkey Ball is the only game i have EVER...

Super Monkey Ball is the only game i have EVER taken back because it horrible to play. i played it for about 2 hours, and by that time came to the conclution it is not a fun game :(
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 07-12-2004, 07:55 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 811
Posted By Zero Alpha
thanks alot :D

thanks alot :D
Forum: Miscellaneous Games (RPG or not) 07-11-2004, 07:51 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 811
Posted By Zero Alpha
ive been looking for the sound track to F-Zero GX...

ive been looking for the sound track to F-Zero GX for a while, and someone on a forum gave me this link. bablefish seems to sujest a relase date of 22nd, but im still not sure if its the right thing....
Forum: General Discussion 07-11-2004, 07:33 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 868
Posted By Zero Alpha
if i was the network admin, i would have just...

if i was the network admin, i would have just deleted solitare from the bosses computer. then if he asks where its gone, tell him it was a 'non-essential item' and was removed. that way the...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-09-2004, 04:39 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,868
Posted By Zero Alpha
:rolleyes: sure, so because i tell you why the...

:rolleyes: sure, so because i tell you why the stupid question means you're wrong, I fail the thread. see it was this logic that failed you the dementia test in the first place tongue.gif :D...
Forum: General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 07-09-2004, 04:34 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,789
Posted By Zero Alpha
Easy 3 step solution to your problem 1. take...

Easy 3 step solution to your problem

1. take the A: drive out your computer
2. smash it into a million pieces, then burn the pieces.
3. go buy a usb flash drive

worries over :D

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