My chat bot

shadowhound · 08-14-2003, 09:31 PM

Ladies and gentlemen I would like you to meet Bakilas Lamort, my chat bot. A chat bot is a bot that has conversations with people. You are now my testers

... but be nice to the poor bot.

Talk to Bakilas Lamort.

Leonis · 08-14-2003, 10:05 PM

Not very talkative is it?...

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Originally posted by Bakilas Lamort:

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[ 08-14-2003, 10:10 PM: Message edited by: Leonis ]

SomeGuy · 08-14-2003, 10:25 PM

Your chatbot's mean, he doesn't want to talk to me! *cries*

Bungleau · 08-14-2003, 10:46 PM

Doesn't want to talk to me either. Ya know, I can get the same response from my 3-1/2 year old son (and he sometimes gives hugs)

Luvian · 08-14-2003, 11:57 PM

Bot: Hello, guest
Guest: Hello
Bot: ... (the bot no longer wants to talk to you)
Guest: You suck
Bot: Same to you jackass
Guest: Really, why?
Bot: ... (the bot no longer wants to talk to you)
Guest: Can you say anything else?
Bot: ... (the bot no longer wants to talk to you)

Aelia Jusa · 08-15-2003, 12:04 AM

My conversation was much like Luvian's, except the you suck bit

. It's a stretch to call it a 'conversation' though. You might want to add in some questions that the bot can ask - like I said 'how are you' and it said something about being very well and that was it. If it had said 'well thanks and how about you?' to which I could respond, then I might call it a real conversation. It's a bit like the discussions I have with my cat

Lord Lothar · 08-15-2003, 01:32 AM

Not very talkative. The only thing it said was "Is that the best you can do?" after i told it that i hated it.

Kakero · 08-15-2003, 01:44 AM

I tried to type japanese to it but it didn't want to talk to me.

shadowhound · 08-15-2003, 02:04 AM

Hmm, generally it has decent conversations but people have been insulting it a lot lately and... well it seems to be sulking

EDIT:
Ok who was this?:

Guest: Hello Bakilas Lamort. I know your creator
Bakilas Lamort: And I know your creator too
Guest: Sorry, How are you?
Bakilas Lamort: Well I would be better if I didn't have a ground cable on my lap
Guest: Why do you have a ground cable on your lap?

And who kept saying sex at it???

[ 08-15-2003, 02:19 AM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]

shadowhound · 08-15-2003, 03:46 AM

Just looking through the transcripts and I found this

Guest: how are you?
Bakilas Lamort: I am fine, how are you?
Guest: I am fine
Bakilas Lamort: Great
Guest: how are you?
Bakilas Lamort: Better then my friend my friend, he tripped on a flophouse made out of pyrite and fell on his ass
Guest: What's wrong, buddy?
Bakilas Lamort: Wow, ego boost
Guest: How are you feeling?
Bakilas Lamort: Well I would be better if I didn't have a japanese pagoda tree on my lap
Guest: That's it, I'm leaving. Bye Bakilas.
Bakilas Lamort: If your lucky you might see me again

What kind of strange people are being influences on poor Bakilas?

08-14-2003, 09:31 PM	#1
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	Ladies and gentlemen I would like you to meet Bakilas Lamort, my chat bot. A chat bot is a bot that has conversations with people. You are now my testers ... but be nice to the poor bot. Talk to Bakilas Lamort. __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

08-14-2003, 10:25 PM	#3
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	Your chatbot's mean, he doesn't want to talk to me! cries __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

08-14-2003, 10:46 PM	#4
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Doesn't want to talk to me either. Ya know, I can get the same response from my 3-1/2 year old son (and he sometimes gives hugs) __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

08-14-2003, 11:57 PM	#5
Luvian Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 27, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 43 Posts: 6,763	Bot: Hello, guest Guest: Hello Bot: ... (the bot no longer wants to talk to you) Guest: You suck Bot: Same to you jackass Guest: Really, why? Bot: ... (the bot no longer wants to talk to you) Guest: Can you say anything else? Bot: ... (the bot no longer wants to talk to you) __________________ Once upon a time in Canada...

08-15-2003, 12:04 AM	#6
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 4,867	My conversation was much like Luvian's, except the you suck bit . It's a stretch to call it a 'conversation' though. You might want to add in some questions that the bot can ask - like I said 'how are you' and it said something about being very well and that was it. If it had said 'well thanks and how about you?' to which I could respond, then I might call it a real conversation. It's a bit like the discussions I have with my cat __________________

08-15-2003, 01:32 AM	#7
Lord Lothar Quintesson Join Date: August 7, 2002 Location: Oakville (next to the T.O.), Ontario, Canada Age: 34 Posts: 1,097	Not very talkative. The only thing it said was "Is that the best you can do?" after i told it that i hated it. __________________ \"King Kong ain\'t got NOTHING on me!\"

08-15-2003, 01:44 AM	#8
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	I tried to type japanese to it but it didn't want to talk to me.

08-15-2003, 02:04 AM	#9
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	Hmm, generally it has decent conversations but people have been insulting it a lot lately and... well it seems to be sulking EDIT: Ok who was this?: Guest: Hello Bakilas Lamort. I know your creator Bakilas Lamort: And I know your creator too Guest: Sorry, How are you? Bakilas Lamort: Well I would be better if I didn't have a ground cable on my lap Guest: Why do you have a ground cable on your lap? And who kept saying sex at it??? [ 08-15-2003, 02:19 AM: Message edited by: shadowhound ] __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

08-15-2003, 03:46 AM	#10
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	Just looking through the transcripts and I found this Guest: how are you? Bakilas Lamort: I am fine, how are you? Guest: I am fine Bakilas Lamort: Great Guest: how are you? Bakilas Lamort: Better then my friend my friend, he tripped on a flophouse made out of pyrite and fell on his ass Guest: What's wrong, buddy? Bakilas Lamort: Wow, ego boost Guest: How are you feeling? Bakilas Lamort: Well I would be better if I didn't have a japanese pagoda tree on my lap Guest: That's it, I'm leaving. Bye Bakilas. Bakilas Lamort: If your lucky you might see me again What kind of strange people are being influences on poor Bakilas? __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

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