09-11-2002, 08:51 PM | #1 |
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Defining Definitely
The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. When called upon the first student says " The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Another student says" Grass is definitely green". Teacher again replies " If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct". Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?". The teacher replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question for class discussion". The student replies, "Then I definitely pooped in my pants".
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09-12-2002, 01:24 AM | #2 |
Jack Burton
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its okay... a little smile to lighten my day [img]smile.gif[/img]
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09-13-2002, 06:07 PM | #3 |
Fzoul Chembryl
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LOL! Good one, Arvon! Definitely.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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