Battery or Bra?

Desdicado · 04-07-2003, 03:50 PM

I was taking batteries out of an old torch last night and a thought struck me.
Did the same person who invented batteries invent bras?.

Why you say?, well lets look at the evidence, okTiny little batteries- AA
Little batteries A.
Tiny litlle, well things you keep in a bra AA, very lttle ones A,
Sort of average size batteries - C, average bra inmates - C also.
All the way up to the large batteries in a Torch -D, and top class things you keep in a bra also D!.

Ha ha!

realbinky · 04-07-2003, 04:05 PM

Why would you have batteries in a stick? Oh, you crazy scots, you mean a "flashlight?" [img]tongue.gif[/img] What about DDD batteries? Haven't seen any of those. But I've, ah, heard, ah, of DDD brassieres.

Ziroc · 04-07-2003, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by realbinky:
Why would you have batteries in a stick? Oh, you crazy scots, you mean a "flashlight?" [img]tongue.gif[/img] What about DDD batteries? Haven't seen any of those. But I've, ah, heard, ah, of DDD brassieres.

[img]smile.gif[/img] I was also like "What the hell?" A TORCH?!?! [img]smile.gif[/img] Funny.. But I guess 'Flashlight' is funny too! We don't 'flash' it, do we? I point it.. It should be called a pointatsomething light. [img]smile.gif[/img]

When I would call my previous cat inside, and I yelled his name in the back yard, and would shine the flashlight slowly in all the bushes, and soon enough, I would see a pair of glowing eyes! [img]smile.gif[/img] Charly was his name. He was as AWESOME as Choc is today!! 17 years old.

Sorry for the off topic stuff [img]smile.gif[/img]

Kakero · 04-07-2003, 04:58 PM

I never know bra got sizes. now how did Desdicado know that? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

Desdicado · 04-07-2003, 05:25 PM

How many girlfriends you had Kakero?. he he.

Kakero · 04-07-2003, 05:28 PM

How would having girlfriends will let you know bra got sizes?

Kaltia · 04-08-2003, 07:13 AM

Erm...how FAR have you GOT with your girlfriends?

Flashlight/torch...who cares, I'm not stupid enough to go into the uber dark and uber scary places where you need one [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Umm...desicado may be right....but what about people like Jordan, with double G cups and bigger?

LordKathen · 04-08-2003, 07:45 AM

Uh...Kakero, I'm not sure where your heading with your questions, but I would be carefull with this croud...

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
That is a funny comparison Desdicado... [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

Kakero · 04-08-2003, 08:18 AM

ahh okay, I understand it now. I have asked me err...good friend about that

, she look at me with strange eyes.

Anyway, I always thought it was one size fits all. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Jorath Calar · 04-08-2003, 08:22 AM

so 9V Bras?!? WOW!!! [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] that is big..

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

04-07-2003, 03:50 PM	#1
Desdicado Zhentarim Guard Join Date: March 30, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 47 Posts: 335	I was taking batteries out of an old torch last night and a thought struck me. Did the same person who invented batteries invent bras?. Why you say?, well lets look at the evidence, okTiny little batteries- AA Little batteries A. Tiny litlle, well things you keep in a bra AA, very lttle ones A, Sort of average size batteries - C, average bra inmates - C also. All the way up to the large batteries in a Torch -D, and top class things you keep in a bra also D!. Ha ha! __________________ \"We will welcome them with Bullets and Shoes\" Mohhamed Sa\'id Al Shahaf

04-07-2003, 04:05 PM	#2
realbinky Elminster Join Date: March 14, 2001 Location: Milford, MA 01757 Age: 52 Posts: 442	Why would you have batteries in a stick? Oh, you crazy scots, you mean a "flashlight?" [img]tongue.gif[/img] What about DDD batteries? Haven't seen any of those. But I've, ah, heard, ah, of DDD brassieres. __________________ <br />Move all ZIG for great PROGRESS!<br />Project M.U.L.E.<br />At least my kids think I\'m smart...

04-07-2003, 05:25 PM	#5
Desdicado Zhentarim Guard Join Date: March 30, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 47 Posts: 335	How many girlfriends you had Kakero?. he he. __________________ \"We will welcome them with Bullets and Shoes\" Mohhamed Sa\'id Al Shahaf

04-08-2003, 07:13 AM	#7
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	Erm...how FAR have you GOT with your girlfriends? Flashlight/torch...who cares, I'm not stupid enough to go into the uber dark and uber scary places where you need one [img]tongue.gif[/img] Umm...desicado may be right....but what about people like Jordan, with double G cups and bigger? __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

04-08-2003, 07:45 AM	#8
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	Uh...Kakero, I'm not sure where your heading with your questions, but I would be carefull with this croud... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] That is a funny comparison Desdicado... [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img] __________________

04-07-2003, 04:58 PM	#4
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	I never know bra got sizes. now how did Desdicado know that? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

04-07-2003, 05:28 PM	#6
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	How would having girlfriends will let you know bra got sizes?

04-08-2003, 08:18 AM	#9
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	ahh okay, I understand it now. I have asked me err...good friend about that , she look at me with strange eyes. Anyway, I always thought it was one size fits all. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

04-08-2003, 08:22 AM	#10
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	so 9V Bras?!? WOW!!! [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] that is big.. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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