Things Kentuckians would never say

Judas Maccabeus · 06-09-2003, 03:25 PM

40. Oh I just couldn't. She's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

Beaumanoir · 06-09-2003, 03:30 PM

ROFL.......... Funny, but lets just hope no kentuckians come in here [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

06-09-2003, 03:30 PM

Sounds a lot like some of my Dads family

Bloodstalker · 06-09-2003, 03:48 PM

Yep, that sounds about right.

God, the south is great

Bruce The Aussie · 06-09-2003, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Judas Maccabeus:

24. Who's Richard Petty?

same question, restated with an english accent.

also, rofl [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ziroc · 06-09-2003, 03:52 PM

Hey now, I was BORN in Louisville, Ky, and I am anything BUT a redneck OR even country! (Big City I guess). I DO know that areas like Hazard, Ky ARE like that... I've heard horror storys about Hazard before...

It's NOTHING like 'Dukes of Hazard' either.. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hell, I see MORE rednecks HERE in Florida than I ever did in Louisville.. Driving their silly trucks with their Rebel flags.. lol! Sad!

Bloodstalker · 06-09-2003, 03:55 PM

Hazard IS the big city for my area [img]redface.gif[/img]

Rokenn · 06-09-2003, 03:57 PM

lol, these would apply to the last family reunion I went to in Indiana as well. Reminds me to thank my Dad he moved to California before I was born [img]smile.gif[/img]

Night Stalker · 06-09-2003, 04:06 PM

The abbreviation for Kentucky - KY ......

KY Jelly ........ coincidence? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

Ziroc · 06-09-2003, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Hazard IS the big city for my area [img]redface.gif[/img]

ew! I feel for ya.. Where abouts are you? London, KY?

06-09-2003, 03:25 PM	#1
Judas Maccabeus The Magister Join Date: November 10, 2002 Location: Kentucky Age: 36 Posts: 125	40. Oh I just couldn't. She's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 35. We don't keep firearms in this house. 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 33. You can't feed that to the dog. 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 30. Wrasslin's fake. 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 28. We're vegetarians. 27. Do you think my gut is too big? 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 25. Honey, we don't need another dog. 24. Who's Richard Petty? 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. 19. Trim the fat off that steak. 18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 17. The tires on that truck are too big. 16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad. 15. I've got it all on the C drive. 14. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled? 12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. 09. Checkmate. 08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? 06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 05. I don't have a favorite college team. 04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. 03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long. 02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. 01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight. __________________ <br /><br />\'Far be it from me to do such a thing as flee from them! If our time has come, let us die bravely for our kinsmen and not leave a stain upon our glory!\'<br />--1 Maccabees 9:10

06-09-2003, 03:48 PM	#4
Bloodstalker Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 23, 2002 Location: Kentucky Age: 51 Posts: 45	Yep, that sounds about right. God, the south is great __________________ Riding the cold, cold, winds of Valhalla

06-09-2003, 03:52 PM	#6
Ziroc Ironworks Webmaster *Bow to the Meow* Join Date: January 4, 2001 Location: Lakeland, Florida Age: 51 Posts: 11,720	Hey now, I was BORN in Louisville, Ky, and I am anything BUT a redneck OR even country! (Big City I guess). I DO know that areas like Hazard, Ky ARE like that... I've heard horror storys about Hazard before... It's NOTHING like 'Dukes of Hazard' either.. [img]smile.gif[/img] Hell, I see MORE rednecks HERE in Florida than I ever did in Louisville.. Driving their silly trucks with their Rebel flags.. lol! Sad! __________________ Ziroc™ Ironworks Gaming Webmaster www.ironworksgaming.com The Great Escape Studios - 2D/3D Modeling www.tgeweb.com & Ziroc's Facebook Page Visit My Flickr Photo Album

06-09-2003, 03:55 PM	#7
Bloodstalker Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 23, 2002 Location: Kentucky Age: 51 Posts: 45	Hazard IS the big city for my area [img]redface.gif[/img] __________________ Riding the cold, cold, winds of Valhalla

06-09-2003, 03:57 PM	#8
Rokenn Galvatron Join Date: January 22, 2002 Location: california wine country Age: 60 Posts: 2,193	lol, these would apply to the last family reunion I went to in Indiana as well. Reminds me to thank my Dad he moved to California before I was born [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ “This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have mores. <br />Some people call you the elite. <br />I call you my base.”<br />~ George W. Bush (2000)

06-09-2003, 03:30 PM	#2
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	ROFL.......... Funny, but lets just hope no kentuckians come in here [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

06-09-2003, 03:30 PM	#3
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	Sounds a lot like some of my Dads family

06-09-2003, 04:06 PM	#9
Night Stalker Lord Ao Join Date: June 24, 2002 Location: Nevernever Land Age: 49 Posts: 2,002	The abbreviation for Kentucky - KY ...... KY Jelly ........ coincidence? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] __________________ [url]\"http://www.duryea.org/pinky/gurkin.wav\" target=\"_blank\">AYPWIP?</a> .... <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1ponder]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1ponder.gif\" /> <br />\"I think so Brain, but isn\'t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?\"<br /><br />Shut UP! Pinky!

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