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10-14-2002, 01:06 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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The Talking Clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch," the student said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU JERK! It's 2 AM!"
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10-14-2002, 01:52 PM
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Zartan
 Join Date: March 11, 2001
Location: North Carolina USA
Age: 57
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When I was in college I couldn't afford a classy clock like that, but turning my stereo up to "8" had the same effect
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