Did you know...

matt · 07-13-2001, 03:19 AM

that Cows are classified as Mages in BGII

I was going through the character listing in ShadowKeeper and it says cows are mages. That is too funny!

Sigmar · 07-13-2001, 03:26 AM

Their farts have to be some kind of an evil spell, hmm I wonder what happens when I say moo?

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"In Ankh-Morpork curiosity killed the cat, tied weights to its legs and then threw it in the river."

Tiax, warmaster of clan HADB

Lifetime · 07-13-2001, 03:32 AM

Its a conspiracy with the Diablo 2 team. The secret cow level is their staging area. Anyone, or anything with the power to create a realm with a special entrance made from a little boy's peg leg has to speak of great intelligence and foresight and power..

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Why?

Dundee Slaytern · 07-13-2001, 05:13 AM

Say it ain't so... ...

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If not a Sorcerer, then a Paladin.

Tricky · 07-13-2001, 06:21 AM

I'm glad someone brought this up because that cow in the barn next to the bridge in the druid grove area is "suspicious". It really bugs me. It's just standing there like a gateway to the Elemental plane of Bovine.

Moridin · 07-13-2001, 11:12 AM

That is very interesting...I would have thought cows would be considered druids

And why is it that when I use my wand of animal summoning I only get 'dangerous' animals? Perhaps I want a little more laid back animal like a cow or pig

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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig

Cavern Sniffer · 07-13-2001, 11:19 AM

Shadow in a "COW SCROLL" and cast it somewhere. I cast it in Drow City, it decimated every single living creature in the entire city. Drow, slaves, cats, dogs probably their fleas too. To see a cow fall from the sky and then explode was pretty funny, the cow scroll is without doubt the strongest spell in the game. No wonder you can't get it without cheating.

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It's bleedin dark down here, slippery too.

Man, that's a pisser.

Lifetime · 07-13-2001, 11:45 AM

Its a conspiracy! Its just like the whole pantaloons thing. Kill all the cows that appear and you gain a special gateway to the Eternal Grazing Fields where you fight Hell Bovines and your prize is the Cow Spell!

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Why?

Nanobyte · 07-13-2001, 11:47 AM

If not, then an endless supply of beef.

Avatar · 07-13-2001, 01:53 PM

Cowled (cow led) Wizards?

07-13-2001, 03:19 AM	#1
matt Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: July 8, 2001 Location: Victoria, BC, Canada Posts: 20	that Cows are classified as Mages in BGII I was going through the character listing in ShadowKeeper and it says cows are mages. That is too funny!

07-13-2001, 03:26 AM	#2
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	Their farts have to be some kind of an evil spell, hmm I wonder what happens when I say moo? ------------------ "In Ankh-Morpork curiosity killed the cat, tied weights to its legs and then threw it in the river." Tiax, warmaster of clan HADB

07-13-2001, 03:32 AM	#3
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	Its a conspiracy with the Diablo 2 team. The secret cow level is their staging area. Anyone, or anything with the power to create a realm with a special entrance made from a little boy's peg leg has to speak of great intelligence and foresight and power.. ------------------ Why?

07-13-2001, 05:13 AM	#4
Dundee Slaytern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 10, 2001 Location: Pasir Ris, Singapore Age: 41 Posts: 11,063	Say it ain't so... ... ------------------ If not a Sorcerer, then a Paladin.

07-13-2001, 06:21 AM	#5
Tricky Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 2, 2001 Posts: 24	I'm glad someone brought this up because that cow in the barn next to the bridge in the druid grove area is "suspicious". It really bugs me. It's just standing there like a gateway to the Elemental plane of Bovine.

07-13-2001, 11:12 AM	#6
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	That is very interesting...I would have thought cows would be considered druids And why is it that when I use my wand of animal summoning I only get 'dangerous' animals? Perhaps I want a little more laid back animal like a cow or pig ------------------ Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig

07-13-2001, 11:19 AM	#7
Cavern Sniffer Elminster Join Date: June 2, 2001 Location: Tucked up in a hole somewhere. Posts: 463	Shadow in a "COW SCROLL" and cast it somewhere. I cast it in Drow City, it decimated every single living creature in the entire city. Drow, slaves, cats, dogs probably their fleas too. To see a cow fall from the sky and then explode was pretty funny, the cow scroll is without doubt the strongest spell in the game. No wonder you can't get it without cheating. ------------------ It's bleedin dark down here, slippery too. Man, that's a pisser.

07-13-2001, 11:45 AM	#8
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	Its a conspiracy! Its just like the whole pantaloons thing. Kill all the cows that appear and you gain a special gateway to the Eternal Grazing Fields where you fight Hell Bovines and your prize is the Cow Spell! ------------------ Why?

07-13-2001, 11:47 AM	#9
Nanobyte Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: NC Age: 38 Posts: 2,890	If not, then an endless supply of beef.

07-13-2001, 01:53 PM	#10
Avatar Vampire Join Date: April 28, 2001 Location: Cambridge Age: 41 Posts: 3,877	Cowled (cow led) Wizards?

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