oppps, did they really say this???

Stormymystic · 06-25-2003, 03:53 AM

Funny Church Bulletin Mistakes

20. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in

19. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

18. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

17. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

16. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

15. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

14. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

13. bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

12. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

11. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

10. The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy."

9. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit.

8. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

7. The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service, we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.

6. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his private study.

5. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

4. The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.

3. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

2. Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

1. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

Xen · 06-25-2003, 03:56 AM

WoW! this is funny...i wonder what will other guys and girls say?

Sir Exxon · 06-25-2003, 06:09 AM

LMAO! I especially like #2&3. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

[ 06-25-2003, 06:10 AM: Message edited by: Sir Exxon ]

Raistlin Majere · 06-25-2003, 08:59 AM

okay then...nice church theyve got

T/-/alali · 06-25-2003, 09:07 AM

Thats some good stuff

What an improper church

Sever · 06-25-2003, 09:09 AM

LMAO. Nice work, Stormy. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Bruce The Aussie · 06-25-2003, 12:17 PM

i loved the last few. really made me laugh

Stratos · 06-25-2003, 12:33 PM

Hehehe...Fun stuff, Stormy. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Cloudbringer · 06-25-2003, 12:44 PM

HEHE! That's been going 'round the internet for a few years now! It's hysterical, isn't it? LOL It's supposedly true, but hard to tell where this stuff comes from. I know we've had a few funny bulleting mistakes at my church so I can believe these were real!

Stormymystic · 06-25-2003, 01:06 PM

lol, yeah, I belive most of them, my old church was bad about typos

06-25-2003, 03:53 AM	#1
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	Funny Church Bulletin Mistakes 20. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in 19. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. 18. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. 17. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 16. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. 15. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. 14. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so. 13. bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. 12. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. 11. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. 10. The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy." 9. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit. 8. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 7. The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service, we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens. 6. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his private study. 5. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 4. The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience. 3. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. 2. Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor. 1. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday. __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

06-25-2003, 08:59 AM	#4
Raistlin Majere Ra Join Date: March 26, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 36 Posts: 2,323	okay then...nice church theyve got __________________ If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One. "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

06-25-2003, 09:07 AM	#5
T/-/alali Baaz Draconian Join Date: September 8, 2002 Location: Cornelius,NC Age: 36 Posts: 700	Thats some good stuff What an improper church __________________ I am the Ferret king, master of the hordes, allied to Someguy\'s mighty pinguins, we will soon rule the world!

06-25-2003, 09:09 AM	#6
Sever Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 31, 2002 Location: Western Australia Age: 43 Posts: 3,293	LMAO. Nice work, Stormy. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] __________________ Say say, oh playmate i cannot play with you my dolly's got the flu boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

06-25-2003, 12:17 PM	#7
Bruce The Aussie Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Chaotica (london,england) Age: 37 Posts: 1,798	i loved the last few. really made me laugh __________________ [img]\"http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/bruce.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Have a nice day <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" /> <br />cloudkingdom.co.uk<br />\"be calm, be happy, be stoned\"<br />The person currently speaking is(tick appropriate): Me/My inner child/the voices in my head/my inner demons

06-25-2003, 03:56 AM	#2
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	WoW! this is funny...i wonder what will other guys and girls say?

06-25-2003, 06:09 AM	#3
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	LMAO! I especially like #2&3. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [ 06-25-2003, 06:10 AM: Message edited by: Sir Exxon ]

06-25-2003, 12:33 PM	#8
Stratos Vampire Join Date: January 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 43 Posts: 3,888	Hehehe...Fun stuff, Stormy. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] __________________ Nothing is impossible, it's just a matter of probability.

06-25-2003, 12:44 PM	#9
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	HEHE! That's been going 'round the internet for a few years now! It's hysterical, isn't it? LOL It's supposedly true, but hard to tell where this stuff comes from. I know we've had a few funny bulleting mistakes at my church so I can believe these were real! __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

06-25-2003, 01:06 PM	#10
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	lol, yeah, I belive most of them, my old church was bad about typos __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

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