10-10-2001, 10:40 AM | #1 |
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Well remember I did promise to bake you two scones if you would be recruited as mercenaries in my army for world domination You cant go back on your word now that I have fresh scones made for you!
You must serve me as I plan to take over this planet, with promises of future glory and hoards of golden scones There is not turning back. You cant resist the temptation of the lovely scones can you? no i didnt think so. Sign on the line please: -------------------------------------------- (Any who sign this form are liable for servitude in the service from one aspiring overlord AzureWolf for the duration of five years in which time they will be paid an annual duty of 7 1/2 scones per week, per person.) Oh and any others are most welcome to partake of the scones as well if they are interested in a five year term. Thankyou See you up and early tomorrow lads! For tomorrow we win the world back! ------------------ "I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..." Overlord of all that I behold and anything that i happen to not notice either. Founding Hamlet of the HADB. |
10-10-2001, 10:56 AM | #2 |
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You'se Playest Unfair
I'll Destroy Bwahahahahaha You No Longer are Founding Hamlet You Dead Hamlet hahahaha (wow that was the worst joke ever) ------------------ Behold he who stands before you Almighty (shared) Leader of the OHF Proud member of the Ancients Club The one True Necromancer/Blade of the Laughing Hyena's Last of the Ancient race known as the Red Fluffies Summoner of Bunnies Official Register of the Top Posters; "You can Run, You can Hide, But you can never do both" I'm Watching you... Spam Sentinal too... OMG i have to control Cloudy... |
10-10-2001, 11:22 AM | #3 |
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"Mmmmmm..... Scones...... I'll sign up for that!" Neb signs on the dotted line, "I've already started making your world domination a fact, I'm doing this by eliminating another force which see themselves as fit to dominate the world."
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10-10-2001, 11:29 AM | #4 |
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Biscuits?????(we calls 'em 'biscuits' here in the States....) DREWWWW-ULL!!!! Sazerac considers signing away his soul, then backs off...Nah, there's always IHOP. ------------------ |
10-10-2001, 11:35 AM | #5 | |
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10-10-2001, 11:38 AM | #6 |
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~hirsute newbie wanders into thread and scribbles his name down on the Scone Enticement Sheet.~
Can I bring some home too? ------------------ "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McCloskey |
10-10-2001, 12:49 PM | #7 |
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Here I am, signing up for a life of servitude of Wolfius One!!!!
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10-10-2001, 12:52 PM | #8 |
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Holy mackerel, those scones look good
Mind if I sneak one? or two? or maybe three.... ------------------ Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB [This message has been edited by Sorcerer Alex (edited 10-10-2001).] |
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10-11-2001, 02:46 AM | #10 |
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Can anyone really resist this overwhelming temptation to try my wonderful scones?
They are nice scones I added some nice extra special budding ingredients So if some of you people start acting strange remember its my scones that did it, not those wierd lookin mushrooms you found in your backyard and had for lunch. ------------------ "I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..." Overlord of all that I behold and anything that i happen to not notice either. Founding Hamlet of the HADB. |
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