Secret of a good relationship...for a woman

[LordKathen]

I hate to boast, but my wife says she found a guy like that.

I hope she means me!

ouch! she just elbowed me!

[Lek Dukagjin]

And one for men

TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
10. You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed
and let you try a few rounds with it.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3 . A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

[whacky]

Hey Lek Dukagjin that was hilarious

[Sir Krustin]

Good ones, Lek!

Anyone remember the "beer is better than women because..." jokes?

Here's a few (I don't have the full list handy):

Beer doesn't care if you peel off the label
Beer doesn't care if you pick up another beer.
With beer, you know you can always get good head.
Beer doesn't care if you come home with beer on your breath.

etc.

Originally posted by Arvon: 5 Secrets to a Great Relationship 1. It is important to find a man who works around the house occasionally,who cooks and cleans and who has a job. 2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and who doesn't lie. 4. It is important to find a man who is good in bed, and who loves to have sex with you. 5. It is important that these 4 men never meet.

ROFLMFAO! Good Ones!

Lek Dukagjin,
LOL! Too funny!
*thwack*