Woman's words

Arvon · 10-11-2002, 07:53 AM

Words Women Use

The following are definitions for words women use when replying to their man...

"FINE"
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

"FIVE MINUTES"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

"NOTHING"
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an oncoming argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

"GO AHEAD" (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

"GO AHEAD" (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and then she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement."Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow "GO AHEAD." At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

"PLEASE DO"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

"THANKS A LOT"
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

Keraptisdm · 10-11-2002, 08:08 AM

LOL. Those are good Arvon. What about these statements:
I don't care.
Wherever you want to eat.
Whatever you want to do.
YOUR son.
You shouldn't have.

What do these really mean?

Grimslade · 10-11-2002, 08:36 AM

Thanks Arvon, for a laugh, and for a handy translation!

edin gal · 10-11-2002, 10:37 AM

Lol,
Couldn't agree with you more. Very good.

Timber Loftis · 10-11-2002, 10:42 AM

Okay, it was so funny I cut it and sent it to my friends.

Aviehenda · 10-11-2002, 12:21 PM

ok,ok... we're complicated creatures [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img]

WillowIX · 10-11-2002, 12:36 PM

rofl! Excellent Arvon. This is the ultimate proof that it was men that "invented" the English language lol [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img]

RevRuby · 10-11-2002, 12:38 PM

upon our first married weekend nathan learned how to not misinterperate the term "do what you like!" lol...i'm traingin him, don't worry girls there is hope!!!!

Rokenn · 10-11-2002, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Keraptisdm:
Wherever you want to eat.

What do these really mean?

This one really killed me with my ex-wife. She would say that I would offer a dozen suggestions before she would agree on one! One of the reasons she is my ex-wife [img]tongue.gif[/img]

10-11-2002, 07:53 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Words Women Use The following are definitions for words women use when replying to their man... "FINE" This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. "FIVE MINUTES" This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. "NOTHING" This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an oncoming argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'. "GO AHEAD" (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". "GO AHEAD" (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and then she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing." SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement."Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. "THAT'S OKAY" This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow "GO AHEAD." At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. "PLEASE DO" This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." "THANKS" A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. "THANKS A LOT" This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

10-11-2002, 10:42 AM	#5
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Okay, it was so funny I cut it and sent it to my friends. __________________

10-11-2002, 12:36 PM	#7
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 50 Posts: 4,628	rofl! Excellent Arvon. This is the ultimate proof that it was men that "invented" the English language lol [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img] __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

10-11-2002, 12:38 PM	#8
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 44 Posts: 1,720	upon our first married weekend nathan learned how to not misinterperate the term "do what you like!" lol...i'm traingin him, don't worry girls there is hope!!!! __________________ peek-a-boo

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10-11-2002, 08:08 AM	#2
Keraptisdm Elminster Join Date: August 23, 2002 Location: Near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Age: 61 Posts: 410	LOL. Those are good Arvon. What about these statements: I don't care. Wherever you want to eat. Whatever you want to do. YOUR son. You shouldn't have. What do these really mean?

10-11-2002, 08:36 AM	#3
Grimslade Drow Warrior Join Date: April 25, 2002 Location: Australia Age: 42 Posts: 271	Thanks Arvon, for a laugh, and for a handy translation!

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edin gal Dungeon Master Join Date: August 19, 2002 Location: scotland Age: 59 Posts: 82	Lol, Couldn't agree with you more. Very good.

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