08-23-2001, 12:41 PM | #11 |
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ROFL!
A riot it would be! Some worthy quotes from Yoda: "No! Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." "Once you start down the dark path, forever it will dominate your destiny, consume you it will." "Beware of the dark side. Anger...fear...aggression. The dark side of the force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight." "A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind." "Always in motion is the future." ------------------ You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity. Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not! |
08-24-2001, 12:24 AM | #12 |
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hmmhmmhmm... a religion, the Jedi should be. see the government officer's faces, i would like to. put down Jedi as my religion, i will, when the next census comes around. be calm, i shall. confuse the govenrment, i will. they have walked down the path of the dark side, and forever will it dominate their future.
------------------ It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul. Super Sephiroth, battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan. |
08-24-2001, 04:04 AM | #13 | |
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Jedi have I been always. Forever Jedi will I be. Submit to persuasion of Jedi religion I will. Pass the message to others I must. 10,000 Jedi's will there be!
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