warning, extreme sarcasm ahead: mini-rant

Pirengle · 03-17-2003, 05:26 PM

This originally started out as a possible signature, but the move I vented my spleen, the bigger it got. There's nothing lewd or profane about the following BG2-related material. I'm just casting Greater Restoration on myself. (Also testing my limits with the Ironworks moderators. It's been a cushy year here, so what the heck. [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

So, without further ado, Pirengle/Imoen/Poster 1 presents...

A TYPICAL DAY AT A RANDOM IRONWORKS GAMING BOARD

New Topic: fun story
Poster 1: Let me tell you a story about one of my BG adventures!
Poster 2: That story would be way cooler if it had the +6 cheese.
Poster 1: But this isn't your story.
Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111
Poster 1: Get what?

New Topic: +6 cheese
Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111
Poster 4: *vague location of the +6 cheese*
Poster 2: *highly technical way of obtaining the +6 cheese*
Poster 4: Hey, I've almost gotten another level in the trivial and unnecessary "who has the most posts" contest!
Poster 2: DO NOT!
*97 posts later*
Moderator: This is an unsanctioned use of spamical energy. You have been warned.

New Topic: cheating to get the +6 cheese from the den of unholy evil
Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111
Poster 4: How 'bout a spoiler warning on that?

Topic: cheating to get the +6 cheese from the den of unholy evil (spoilers)
Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111
Poster 1: All I wanted to do was tell a story...
Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111
Poster 1: Play the game and figure it out yourself.
Poster 2: Hey now, you don't need to be mean, it's just a game.
Poster 1: The manual tells you where it is!
Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111
Poster 1: Oh, I'll tell you how to get it, all right...
*the fur flies*
Poster 4: Uh-oh...
*you have been waylaid by moderators and must defend yourselves*
Moderators: This is an unsanctioned use of spamical energy. We warned you!

*secret location deep inside Ironworks*
*several posters are encapsuled in what looks like Protection from Normal Reality*
Poster 1: But I've done nothing wrong!
Poster 2: Silence, child, allow the mods to make their judgement.
Head Moderator: Why were these people not gagged? Did they not irritate the Ironworks forum?
Moderator: *tiny voice* We dared not approach.
Another Moderator: Nevertheless, in the end, they came willingly.
Yet Another Moderator: What shall we do with them?
Head Moderator: They are deviants. Lock them up in Spamhold.

SPAMHOLD:
*Imagine a universe like D2 Battle.net but all about BG2 instead.*
*Poster 1 suffers major intelligence drain*
*Poster 1 goes off to read the Fountainhead by Ayn Rand to get some of her INT score back*

slicer15 · 03-17-2003, 05:35 PM

I'll post here while I can......WHY???!??! Just wondering...you sick of Ironworks or what? Or is it a harmless joke? I don't mean to start a fight myself! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Timber Loftis · 03-17-2003, 05:51 PM

R-O-F-L !!!! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I'm always the guy wanting to know how to get the +6 Cheese!!!

[img]graemlins/spam3.gif[/img] sucks, thank goodness at least one online forum limits it a bit.

Pirengle · 03-17-2003, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slicer15:
I'll post here while I can......WHY???!??! Just wondering...you sick of Ironworks or what? Or is it a harmless joke? I don't mean to start a fight myself! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

It's meant to be funny, really. Instead of getting mad, I get sarcastic. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Indemaijinj · 03-17-2003, 06:27 PM

You really need to play BG2 to catch the humor of this.

Mouse · 03-18-2003, 03:22 AM

I'll let you into a secret about P the BNM.............she likes Diablo [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img]

Funny nevertheless [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

*edit* for gender realignment

[ 03-18-2003, 08:05 AM: Message edited by: Mouse ]

lasher · 03-18-2003, 04:05 AM

great but allow me a question: don't you have something to do that is worth it?

PS: I hope someone will understand what I mean because im quite sure it's all you want except good english

PPS: Spamhold ROFL

Donut · 03-18-2003, 04:45 AM

Very funny PtBNM.

But if you really are an English major you should tell Pete that it's spelt 'Grammar' (or is that part of the joke?)

Cloudbringer · 03-18-2003, 07:31 AM

ROTFL! Very amusing, Pirengle....*sly grin* Now off to Spamhold with you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HEHE it's quite funny!

Indemaijinj · 03-18-2003, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mouse:
I'll let you into a secret about P the BNM.............he likes Diablo [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img]

Funny nevertheless [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

I know that simply by looking at her nick.

BNM, or Beyond Naked Mage is a specific Diablo(1) term.

03-17-2003, 05:26 PM	#1
Pirengle Symbol of Cyric Join Date: April 20, 2003 Location: Sarasota, Florida, USA Age: 41 Posts: 1,101	This originally started out as a possible signature, but the move I vented my spleen, the bigger it got. There's nothing lewd or profane about the following BG2-related material. I'm just casting Greater Restoration on myself. (Also testing my limits with the Ironworks moderators. It's been a cushy year here, so what the heck. [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) So, without further ado, Pirengle/Imoen/Poster 1 presents... A TYPICAL DAY AT A RANDOM IRONWORKS GAMING BOARD New Topic: fun story Poster 1: Let me tell you a story about one of my BG adventures! Poster 2: That story would be way cooler if it had the +6 cheese. Poster 1: But this isn't your story. Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111 Poster 1: Get what? New Topic: +6 cheese Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111 Poster 4: vague location of the +6 cheese Poster 2: highly technical way of obtaining the +6 cheese Poster 4: Hey, I've almost gotten another level in the trivial and unnecessary "who has the most posts" contest! Poster 2: DO NOT! 97 posts later Moderator: This is an unsanctioned use of spamical energy. You have been warned. New Topic: cheating to get the +6 cheese from the den of unholy evil Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111 Poster 4: How 'bout a spoiler warning on that? Topic: cheating to get the +6 cheese from the den of unholy evil (spoilers) Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111 Poster 1: All I wanted to do was tell a story... Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111 Poster 1: Play the game and figure it out yourself. Poster 2: Hey now, you don't need to be mean, it's just a game. Poster 1: The manual tells you where it is! Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111 Poster 1: Oh, I'll tell you how to get it, all right... the fur flies Poster 4: Uh-oh... you have been waylaid by moderators and must defend yourselves Moderators: This is an unsanctioned use of spamical energy. We warned you! secret location deep inside Ironworks several posters are encapsuled in what looks like Protection from Normal Reality Poster 1: But I've done nothing wrong! Poster 2: Silence, child, allow the mods to make their judgement. Head Moderator: Why were these people not gagged? Did they not irritate the Ironworks forum? Moderator: tiny voice We dared not approach. Another Moderator: Nevertheless, in the end, they came willingly. Yet Another Moderator: What shall we do with them? Head Moderator: They are deviants. Lock them up in Spamhold. SPAMHOLD: Imagine a universe like D2 Battle.net but all about BG2 instead. Poster 1 suffers major intelligence drain Poster 1 goes off to read the Fountainhead by Ayn Rand to get some of her INT score back __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/pirengle/quintesson.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

03-17-2003, 05:51 PM	#3
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	R-O-F-L !!!! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I'm always the guy wanting to know how to get the +6 Cheese!!! [img]graemlins/spam3.gif[/img] sucks, thank goodness at least one online forum limits it a bit. __________________

03-17-2003, 06:27 PM	#5
Indemaijinj Symbol of Cyric Join Date: June 15, 2002 Location: Denmark Age: 43 Posts: 1,163	You really need to play BG2 to catch the humor of this. __________________ The Bleak Caballero<br /><br />Proud and original member (and secret admirer) of the Pro-Mazzy movement.

03-18-2003, 03:22 AM	#6
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	I'll let you into a secret about P the BNM.............she likes Diablo [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img] Funny nevertheless [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] edit for gender realignment [ 03-18-2003, 08:05 AM: Message edited by: Mouse ] __________________ Regards Mouse (Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)

03-18-2003, 04:45 AM	#8
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	Very funny PtBNM. But if you really are an English major you should tell Pete that it's spelt 'Grammar' (or is that part of the joke?) __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

03-17-2003, 05:35 PM	#2
slicer15 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 12, 2002 Location: Banstead, Southeast England Age: 37 Posts: 1,162	I'll post here while I can......WHY???!??! Just wondering...you sick of Ironworks or what? Or is it a harmless joke? I don't mean to start a fight myself! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

03-18-2003, 04:05 AM	#7
lasher Dungeon Master Join Date: January 31, 2003 Location: Europe Age: 45 Posts: 94	great but allow me a question: don't you have something to do that is worth it? PS: I hope someone will understand what I mean because im quite sure it's all you want except good english PPS: Spamhold ROFL

03-18-2003, 07:31 AM	#9
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	ROTFL! Very amusing, Pirengle....sly grin Now off to Spamhold with you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HEHE it's quite funny! __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

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