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10-23-2002, 03:40 PM
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Hathor
 Join Date: March 6, 2001
Location: Waxahachie, TX
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A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.
"I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a "B" for the course." There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got up, passed by the professor to thank him and sign out on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Any one else? This is your last chance." One more student rose up and took the offer. The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourself." he said. "You all get "A's."
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10-23-2002, 06:10 PM
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Harper
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Location: Iceland
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I hate to say it... but I'd have been one of the students that left... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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10-23-2002, 09:37 PM
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John Locke
 Join Date: February 7, 2002
Location: Edmonton, Canada
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Oh god! I would have left too!
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10-23-2002, 09:41 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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I've never really seen inspirational humor.. I guess there is a first time for everything!
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10-23-2002, 09:42 PM
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John Locke
Join Date: February 7, 2002
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10-24-2002, 01:35 AM
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The Magister
 Join Date: October 21, 2002
Location: Mukilteo Wa
Age: 34
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I would of got up handed him my test run out the door and trip get and look cool and tell every i got a B not a F
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