Jerry Springer.....

Ok, this guy seems to come up in a lot of threads...Im just wondering how many of you have ever actually watched a whole Jerry Springer episode?

I have to be honest, I have never watched more than 5 minutes of any of these type of shows.....usually because I am working during the day and need my free time for other pursuits........ Let me know [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Rokenn]

Whenever I've stumbled upon it while channel surfing I can feel my IQ drop. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

[Bungleau]

I don't know if I've ever watched a full episode... I can only go so far before my head starts to implode...

[johnny]

I did, many times. But most of the time i wasn't actually watching the show, more like listening to it while i was doing something else. I know most of it is fake, but it's funny nonetheless. I also saw that movie he made, Ringmaster.

[Stratos]

I´ve seen an episode once, and I´m still going to a therapist to cope with the experience.

[Horatio]

It's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had this one freak
Who sucker-punched his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl
Became a total free-for-all
And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
Hey, see the stripper with the implants
She likes to lap dance
And date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here come's Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trailer trash brother
Nymphomaniac is back on crack
It's like "When Animals Attack"
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent they have to sign a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame
On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out that his wife had a sex change
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts

It's been one week since they had the fight
With the Siamese twins and the transvestite
Five days since that awful brawl
They still haven't got the blood off the wall
It's been three days since the bitter fued
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday, finally dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer

¬Weird Al Yankonvic

[WillowIX]

Never have, never will. I don´t watch talk shows.

[johnny]

Originally posted by WillowIX: Never have, never will. I don´t watch talk shows.

Well, it's not really a talkshow, it's a .....erm.... i don't exactly know what it is. Maybe a freakshow or something, but defenitely not a talkshow.

[Arledrian]

Jerry is great. So are Maury, Montel, Jenny Jones, Ricki Lake and Judge Judy especially. I only watch tv for mindless entertainment. I go to college to be stimulated intellectually. If I'm drinking a few beers, I don't want to have to look at anything high-quality. Of course it's all utterly stupid, but why get up on your high horse and pretend you're not even vaguely amused by shows like this sometimes? Good stuff [img]smile.gif[/img]

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by johnny: Well, it's not really a talkshow, it's a .....erm.... i don't exactly know what it is. Maybe a freakshow or something, but defenitely not a talkshow.

I take it you have participated then? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Ooh that was a low blow. Sorry but I had to. I still wuv you! I wonder if there is any medication for teasing? I also wonder if Attalus can prescribe some?

To get back on topic, the only thing I have heard about Springer is the discussion about the programs being staged. [img]smile.gif[/img]