Someone with too much time...(I know it's a joke)

[Bozos of Bones]

Originally posted by Arvon: "Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc.,Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 USA, along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one..."

I think you should consider selling the M&M duel rights to MTV or EuroSport. Just to have a world-wide streaming of the gathering.

[Intrepid]

Originally posted by Arvon: The Ultimate M&M Challenge Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc.,Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 USA, along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one...

but what if we didn't send it back, what if we each found these superbeings and collected these then pooled our suplies together and created our own super race outside of mars corporation. We would have our own race to do our bidding we could even infiltrate mars corporation and plant these super m&m s in ordinary packets while the unsuspecting people consume these and our real plan then begins. With mars corp under our controle we could eventually genetically modify these m&m s merging all the colours together to form one god of m&m s it could be their commander... hmmm... but what happenes if it turns evil?

[Morgeruat]

Attack of the killer bite size candies? Attack of the Killer "melt's in your brainstem, not in your hands" monster.. nah doesn't have the right ring to it...

before we can create a super race of M&M's to take over the world we need to find a catchy name for the movie that will invariably be made.

[Bozos of Bones]

"Bitter Candy", "Sweetness of Death", Chocolate Commander"... Anyone else?

[Xen]

All I can say is... ROFL! So what? When one M&M lose you eat it right? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Sukodin]

HAHAHAHA That is tooooo funny!

Sukodin

[Zuvio]

No, you mark it genetically imperfect, seek out his siblings and annihilate his species

[Sagramore]

whoa...i didn't know eating M&Ms was so deep...does it work with Skittles, or are they all genetically equal? Hm...TO THE LABORATORY (or my bedroom...)

[Intrepid]

Originally posted by Zuvio: No, you mark it genetically imperfect, seek out his siblings and annihilate his species

But if we annihilate them what would we as humans ever do without M&M s i mean surley our civilisation would decend into anarchy, and people like Arvon would have no purpose to life.

[Zuvio]

Originally posted by Intrepid: quote: Originally posted by Zuvio: No, you mark it genetically imperfect, seek out his siblings and annihilate his species

But if we annihilate them what would we as humans ever do without M&M s i mean surley our civilisation would decend into anarchy, and people like Arvon would have no purpose to life. [/QUOTE]
The strongest M&M's still survive and we eat those! That way we all get the very best M&M's there are! It's marketing in it's purest form really...