Horatio's Funny Lyrics: BILL CLINTON, BIMBO NO5!!!!!!!

Horatio · 09-02-2002, 11:17 AM

sing to Mambo No5
sing in Bill Clinton Voice

BIMBO NO 5
1,2,3,4,6,
everybody in the car lets go have sex,
to the motel round the corner,
girls wanna do the president but I really don't wanna,

get caught like I did last year,
find a new girl with a great big rear,
I had Monica, Jennifer, Paula, and Kathleen, and maybe five other girls in between,

But I'd like to try a new piece of pork,
with ol' pumkin legs as in New York,
if she's alive, I will try
to jump her, and then I will dump her,

A little bit of Monica, oh no more!
A little bit of Jennifer, out the door!
A little bit of Paula, on the bed!
A little bit of Hillary? Now I'm dead!

Pull your pants down, and toss 'em on the ground,
now bark like a hound and I'll make a doggy sound,
I'll chase you then you chase me,
If I get caught can you spank my fanny please?
Clap your hands once, here's a big surprise,
everyone was wrong,
it points to the right!

Monica's gone away,
maybe Miss America'll come and play,
a little bit of Britney would be nice,
a little bit of Hillary? I'm all nice!

*music keeps playing in the background, you hear Clinton's voice*
"hey baby, ever been involved in a 40 million dollar investigation?
Well, in fact, my condoms DO have the presidential seal on em.
Hey, wanna see the eagle's beak get real big?
Note to myself: Nail her later"
*starts singing chorus*

A little bit of Monica, oh no more!
A little bit of Cathleen, out the door!,
Jennifer Lopez, in my bed!
A little bit of Hillary? NOW-I'M-DEAD

THE END

johnny · 09-02-2002, 11:20 AM

ROTFLMAO Let's go in a studio someday and put this on a CD.

Kaltia · 09-02-2002, 11:21 AM

Put it on Calthy? WOuldn't he object?

Horatio · 09-02-2002, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
ROTFLMAO Let's go in a studio someday and put this on a CD.

I glad you approve.

Funny, ain't it?

Larry_OHF · 09-02-2002, 12:59 PM

Great lyrics, dude! You got skilz!

09-03-2002, 02:40 PM

How dare you defile the memory of the best president these United States have had since JFK?!
How dare you mock such a charismatic gentleman as Bill Clinton?!
How dare you post this here for everyone to see, to laugh at and to mock?!!!!!
j/k that was a total riot! Thanks for posting it!

Jorath Calar · 09-03-2002, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moni:
How dare you defile the memory of the best president these United States have had since JFK?!
How dare you mock such a charismatic gentleman as Bill Clinton?!
How dare you post this here for everyone to see, to laugh at and to mock?!!!!!
j/k that was a total riot! Thanks for posting it!

I feel you pain...

[img]smile.gif[/img]

09-03-2002, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:
I had Kathleen

Horatio · 09-03-2002, 03:16 PM

What, Arledrian

edin gal · 09-03-2002, 03:23 PM

Ah brilliant, really cheered me up.

09-02-2002, 11:17 AM	#1
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	sing to Mambo No5 sing in Bill Clinton Voice BIMBO NO 5 1,2,3,4,6, everybody in the car lets go have sex, to the motel round the corner, girls wanna do the president but I really don't wanna, get caught like I did last year, find a new girl with a great big rear, I had Monica, Jennifer, Paula, and Kathleen, and maybe five other girls in between, But I'd like to try a new piece of pork, with ol' pumkin legs as in New York, if she's alive, I will try to jump her, and then I will dump her, A little bit of Monica, oh no more! A little bit of Jennifer, out the door! A little bit of Paula, on the bed! A little bit of Hillary? Now I'm dead! Pull your pants down, and toss 'em on the ground, now bark like a hound and I'll make a doggy sound, I'll chase you then you chase me, If I get caught can you spank my fanny please? Clap your hands once, here's a big surprise, everyone was wrong, it points to the right! Monica's gone away, maybe Miss America'll come and play, a little bit of Britney would be nice, a little bit of Hillary? I'm all nice! music keeps playing in the background, you hear Clinton's voice "hey baby, ever been involved in a 40 million dollar investigation? Well, in fact, my condoms DO have the presidential seal on em. Hey, wanna see the eagle's beak get real big? Note to myself: Nail her later" starts singing chorus A little bit of Monica, oh no more! A little bit of Cathleen, out the door!, Jennifer Lopez, in my bed! A little bit of Hillary? NOW-I'M-DEAD THE END __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-02-2002, 11:20 AM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	ROTFLMAO Let's go in a studio someday and put this on a CD. __________________

09-02-2002, 11:21 AM	#3
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 37 Posts: 5,817	Put it on Calthy? WOuldn't he object? __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

09-03-2002, 03:16 PM	#9
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	What, Arledrian __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	Great lyrics, dude! You got skilz!

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