What are you doing next saturday?

[wellard]

I'll be compiling a montage of video clips from the post match interviews. Arsenic swanker complaining that s'ton played rubbish football, the ref was biased and Arsenal where the better team and deserved to win. All these images will be set to music... tears of a clown will do nicely [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Trying to understand, without any dog and duck, what the sheff united reference was? Blades = knife edge? perhaps

[Davros]

Tsk tsk Wellard - I think our Donut is gettin a bit "excited" - now I know that rhymes with Manxy United, but there are minimum standards for rhyming slang so he gave us the version without the profanity

[Donut]

Originally posted by wellard: Trying to understand, without any dog and duck, what the sheff united reference was? Blades = knife edge? perhaps

So let me get this right Wellard - you didn't have a scooby doo what Sheffield United meant but you had no problem with Gary Glitter! Mmmmmmmmmm, interesting.

[Memnoch]

Originally posted by Donut: quote: Originally posted by Memnoch: G'day old son!! There's a saying - second place is only first place for all the losers.

And what do they say about 5th place? [/QUOTE]Apparently they only give a trophy to those who finish in first place - so second or fifth, doesn't matter since neither get a trophy anyway. One could almost argue that they're equal.

[Donut]

Originally posted by Memnoch: Apparently they only give a trophy to those who finish in first place - so second or fifth, doesn't matter since neither get a trophy anyway. One could almost argue that they're equal.

Very weak - try again!

[Donut]

Plan for Saturday!

• 6 am Alarm goes off, roll out of bed after only five hours sleep
• 6.05 Wash, shave and sort the barnet out!
• 6.20 Get dressed - check weather (it's going to rain)
• 6.30 Walk to the end of the street where (hopefully) Paul & Danny will be waiting in a sherbert dab.
• 7.00 Arrive in Highbury where (hopefully) the coach will be waiting
• 7.05 Meet up with Terry, Mark, Griff (Land of my fathers), Keith & Stan and the other 30 odd who will be travelling on our coach
• 7.30 Coach leaves Highbury
• 8.00 Fosters!
• 9.00 Fosters
• 9.30 Stop at service station on the M4 for the full monty and a nasty rash.
• 10.15 Back on the coach
• 10.30 Fosters
• 11.00 Fosters
• 12.00 Arrive in Welsh Wales
• 12.15 Find pub
• 12.20 Drink beer
• 12.30 Sing loud football songs denigrating Spurts and Mancy U
• 2.30 pm Walk to ground
• 2.45 sing rousing rendition of Abide with me and the National Anthem inserting the words 'God save our gracious team'
• 3.00 Watch match - bite fingernails - Gary Glitter all over the place! Sing for 90 minutes in support of the boys!
• 4.45 Either shuffle to exit or (hopefully) sing rousing rendition of "We love you Freddie because you've got red hair" and 'Walking in a Bergkamp wonderland" and "He comes from Senegal, he plays for Arsenal" and "The scum at the Lane have won F*** all again but Sol Cambell has done the double" many others.
• 4.50 Watch the Mighty Red Machine get trophy & parade it.
• 5.10 Back to coach for the tear up down the M4, hooters blowing everytime we pass an Arsenal car
• 5.11 Fosters
• 6.00 Fosters
• 6.30 Fosters
• 7.00 Stop at service station on the M4 for a bit of rub-a-dub-dub and a Jimmy Riddle
• 7.30 Back on coach
• 10.00 arrive at pub in London for an late one
• 1.00 am Sherbert back to Enfield
• 1.30 Get home and watch the whole thing again on video

[ 05-16-2003, 07:47 AM: Message edited by: Donut ]

[Memnoch]

Originally posted by Donut: quote: Originally posted by Memnoch: Apparently they only give a trophy to those who finish in first place - so second or fifth, doesn't matter since neither get a trophy anyway. One could almost argue that they're equal.

Very weak - try again! [/QUOTE]No, really! Winning is a binary solution set - either you win or you don't. Right...?

[Attalus]

6:00 Wake up
6:01 Worry
6:30 Get up
6:35 Let dogs out
6:40 Turn computer on, sign onto aol
6:41 Post in Cafe
6:45 Click on "What are you doing this Saturday" thread, post grumpy message
6:50 Make coffee
6:55 Surf Net until time to go to work
9:00 Work

[Donut]

Originally posted by Memnoch: quote: Originally posted by Donut: quote: Originally posted by Memnoch: Apparently they only give a trophy to those who finish in first place - so second or fifth, doesn't matter since neither get a trophy anyway. One could almost argue that they're equal.

Very weak - try again! [/QUOTE]No, really! Winning is a binary solution set - either you win or you don't. Right...? [/QUOTE]So Liverpool are as good as Sunderland - is that what you are saying?

[Donut]

Originally posted by Attalus: 6:41 Post in Cafe 6:45 Click on "What are you doing this Saturday" thread, post grumpy message

You know - it never crossed my mind to make a grumpy message in the Cafe thread. I wonder why that is?

That's too bad you have to work Saturdays Attalus.