Future Shlock

Arvon · 01-24-2003, 02:11 PM

FUTURE SCHLOCK
Fidel Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars are legal but

President Chelsea Clinton has banned smoking... Congressman Gary Condit
still missing... Senator Strom Thurmond is dead but continues to filibuster.
Last fundamentalist Muslim dies in the U.S. Territory of the Middle East (formerly Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon)...Hunt continues for
Osama bin Laden; believed sighted at Arafat's tomb in Detroit...White
House demands Saddam Hussein's resignation for 748th time.
Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants: Average height of
NBA players now 9' 7"... Thirty-five year study proclaims diet and
exercise is the key to weight loss... Baby conceived naturally;
scientists stumped.
Spotted owl plague threatens western North American crops &
livestock... Ozone created by hybrid cars kills thousands... Colorado
motorist arrested for NOT driving SUV... New California law requires
all nail clippers, screwdrivers and baseball bats be registered in
2036... Authentic year 2000 Florida "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6
million.
Oprah Winfrey, nearing retirement, buys Illinois... Texas executes last
remaining citizen.

Horatio · 01-24-2003, 02:21 PM

Lol...I have seen the future, and it ain't pretty

01-24-2003, 02:22 PM

LOL good one [img]smile.gif[/img]

arion windrider · 02-23-2003, 02:47 PM

too funny arvon [img]tongue.gif[/img]

SomeGuy · 02-23-2003, 03:07 PM

You forgot to add this: "Penguins Army takes over world and Brings the nations together." [img]tongue.gif[/img]

arion windrider · 02-23-2003, 03:14 PM

hey SG can i join the army

SecretMaster · 02-23-2003, 03:26 PM

LOL, pretty good.

Mojo · 02-23-2003, 03:27 PM

What about the rest of the world?

SomeGuy · 02-23-2003, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arion windrider:
hey SG can i join the army

Sure why not PM and I'll tell you the rules.

arion windrider · 02-23-2003, 03:46 PM

im in shock, cuz no gal wants me, thats the future of me

sg, check your pm please

[ 02-23-2003, 03:47 PM: Message edited by: arion windrider ]

01-24-2003, 02:11 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	FUTURE SCHLOCK Fidel Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars are legal but President Chelsea Clinton has banned smoking... Congressman Gary Condit still missing... Senator Strom Thurmond is dead but continues to filibuster. Last fundamentalist Muslim dies in the U.S. Territory of the Middle East (formerly Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon)...Hunt continues for Osama bin Laden; believed sighted at Arafat's tomb in Detroit...White House demands Saddam Hussein's resignation for 748th time. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants: Average height of NBA players now 9' 7"... Thirty-five year study proclaims diet and exercise is the key to weight loss... Baby conceived naturally; scientists stumped. Spotted owl plague threatens western North American crops & livestock... Ozone created by hybrid cars kills thousands... Colorado motorist arrested for NOT driving SUV... New California law requires all nail clippers, screwdrivers and baseball bats be registered in 2036... Authentic year 2000 Florida "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million. Oprah Winfrey, nearing retirement, buys Illinois... Texas executes last remaining citizen. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-24-2003, 02:21 PM	#2
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	Lol...I have seen the future, and it ain't pretty __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

02-23-2003, 02:47 PM	#4
arion windrider Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: May 26, 2001 Location: Vancouver,Wa. Age: 55 Posts: 800	too funny arvon [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ \"if it aint broke dont fix it\" <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dogrun]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dogrun.gif\" /> <br /><b>proud member of the penguin army</b> <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" />

02-23-2003, 03:07 PM	#5
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	You forgot to add this: "Penguins Army takes over world and Brings the nations together." [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

02-23-2003, 03:14 PM	#6
arion windrider Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: May 26, 2001 Location: Vancouver,Wa. Age: 55 Posts: 800	hey SG can i join the army __________________ \"if it aint broke dont fix it\" <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dogrun]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dogrun.gif\" /> <br /><b>proud member of the penguin army</b> <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" />

01-24-2003, 02:22 PM	#3
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	LOL good one [img]smile.gif[/img]

02-23-2003, 03:26 PM	#7
SecretMaster Apophis Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: New York Age: 37 Posts: 4,666	LOL, pretty good.

02-23-2003, 03:27 PM	#8
Mojo Elminster Join Date: July 17, 2002 Location: Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK Age: 37 Posts: 451	What about the rest of the world? __________________ Say No to Cosmetics Control! And the Trouser Tyranny!<br /><br />Like Final Fantasy? -[url]\"http://forums.ragnarokextreme.net\" target=\"_blank\">Ragnarok Extreme Forums</a>!!

02-23-2003, 03:46 PM	#10
arion windrider Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: May 26, 2001 Location: Vancouver,Wa. Age: 55 Posts: 800	im in shock, cuz no gal wants me, thats the future of me sg, check your pm please [ 02-23-2003, 03:47 PM: Message edited by: arion windrider ] __________________ \"if it aint broke dont fix it\" <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dogrun]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dogrun.gif\" /> <br /><b>proud member of the penguin army</b> <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" />

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