Chat-up Lines - Page 3

Rikard_OHF · 05-27-2002, 05:23 PM

Hey I heb ken geen openingszin maaruh jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Freely translated that means Hey i don;t have a openingssentence (zin) but you got an opening and i wanna get it on

(ik heb zin [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

hm I once used

"Hey do I know you?"
"no"
"ow... You wanna have sex?"
"sure"

Well that was with my gf (who I knew) and we didn't have sex but it was kinda weird [img]tongue.gif[/img]

my cousin tried some weird ones but i forget em all
they never work anywho [img]tongue.gif[/img]

shadowhound · 05-27-2002, 08:03 PM

I am in my elliment know, i live off pick up lines

*Want to came back to my place and have some earth moving sex?
"no"
Well how about just lie down while i do?

*Wanna come back to my place and stare at the roof for a while

*Is it hot in heree or is it just you

*Hi i am new here, can i have directions to your house

Of course i have been shot down numerous times

* "Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit there"

*"Your place or mine"
"i dont know, can two people fit under a rock?"

the new JR Jansen · 05-27-2002, 08:11 PM

Would you like to visit my woodshed [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

Seriously, i used this one. But first a bit of an explenation. I was standing in a bus and it breaked. Just before me was standing a girl and she lost her footing. I catched her and i said
'It's nice to know that your falling for me'.
This is a direct translation from the Dutch
'Het is goed te weten dat je voor me valt.'

Cerek the Barbaric · 05-27-2002, 10:33 PM

I once made a small card that I would just hand to the girl. On it was written....

Please forgive my boldness, but you are one of the most incredible women I've ever seen.
I've never seen a creature so lovely and I know that my dreams tonight will be haunted by visions of your loveliness.
I would like to pleasure you with a sexual experience so intense and exhilirating that it could possibly change your religious and political views.

If you're interested, you don't have to say a word.....JUST SMILE!

It was great to watch the girls suddenly try to wipe the smile off their face at the end.
NO, it never did go past the smile, but it WAS a lot of fun.

Cerek the Barbaric · 05-27-2002, 11:19 PM

I once made a small card that I would just hand to the girl. On it was written....

Please forgive my boldness, but you are one of the most incredible women I've ever seen.
I've never seen a creature so lovely and I know that my dreams tonight will be haunted by visions of your loveliness.
I would like to pleasure you with a sexual experience so intense and exhilirating that it could possibly change your religious and political views.

If you're interested, you don't have to say a word.....JUST SMILE!

It was great to watch the girls suddenly try to wipe the smile off their face at the end.
NO, it never did go past the smile, but it WAS a lot of fun.

caleb · 05-28-2002, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
Mmmmm... I wonder why?

Hmmm maybe he should up it to 20 dollars?

slackerboy · 05-28-2002, 04:21 AM

This was mine, and everybody loves to say it now. of course i demand royalties (if it works i have to gets some too

)

There's a party in my room, You'll "come" if you show up.

Donut · 05-28-2002, 06:30 AM

You probably have to be British to understand this:

"Hello, would you like to come on my boat?"

Epona · 05-28-2002, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donut:
You probably have to be British to understand this:

"Hello, would you like to come on my boat?"

Hehe Donut

Lanthir · 05-28-2002, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cerek the Barbaric:
I once made a small card that I would just hand to the girl. On it was written....

Please forgive my boldness, but you are one of the most incredible women I've ever seen.
I've never seen a creature so lovely and I know that my dreams tonight will be haunted by visions of your loveliness.
I would like to pleasure you with a sexual experience so intense and exhilirating that it could possibly change your religious and political views.

If you're interested, you don't have to say a word.....JUST SMILE!

It was great to watch the girls suddenly try to wipe the smile off their face at the end.
NO, it never did go past the smile, but it WAS a lot of fun.

I don't know i think i woudl at lest dance with you just to reward the creativity

I had this oen used on me once ( i have a standard shift car) when a guy came up to me in my car
" I notice you like to wrap your hand around a hard stick want to try mine?"

[ 05-28-2002, 11:45 AM: Message edited by: Lanthir ]

05-27-2002, 05:23 PM	#21
Rikard_OHF Beholder Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: Het Hertogdom Gelre!!!!! Age: 39 Posts: 4,364	Hey I heb ken geen openingszin maaruh jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin [img]tongue.gif[/img] Freely translated that means Hey i don;t have a openingssentence (zin) but you got an opening and i wanna get it on (ik heb zin [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) hm I once used "Hey do I know you?" "no" "ow... You wanna have sex?" "sure" Well that was with my gf (who I knew) and we didn't have sex but it was kinda weird [img]tongue.gif[/img] my cousin tried some weird ones but i forget em all they never work anywho [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://confed.xl-designs.com/siggeh18.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[bunny]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/bunny.gif\" /> Return of the Bunny Army! <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[bunny]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/bunny.gif\" />

05-27-2002, 08:03 PM	#22
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	I am in my elliment know, i live off pick up lines Want to came back to my place and have some earth moving sex? "no" Well how about just lie down while i do? Wanna come back to my place and stare at the roof for a while Is it hot in heree or is it just you Hi i am new here, can i have directions to your house Of course i have been shot down numerous times * "Is this seat empty?" "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit there" *"Your place or mine" "i dont know, can two people fit under a rock?" __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

05-27-2002, 08:11 PM	#23
the new JR Jansen Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: May 8, 2002 Location: chocolate land Age: 49 Posts: 696	Would you like to visit my woodshed [img]tongue.gif[/img] . Seriously, i used this one. But first a bit of an explenation. I was standing in a bus and it breaked. Just before me was standing a girl and she lost her footing. I catched her and i said 'It's nice to know that your falling for me'. This is a direct translation from the Dutch 'Het is goed te weten dat je voor me valt.' __________________ JR<br /><br /><br /><br />It\'s me. The guy with the cloak big enough for a fire giant and the long nose.<br />Owner of the most visited woodshed in Ironworks\' history.

05-27-2002, 10:33 PM	#24
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 61 Posts: 3,257	I once made a small card that I would just hand to the girl. On it was written.... Please forgive my boldness, but you are one of the most incredible women I've ever seen. I've never seen a creature so lovely and I know that my dreams tonight will be haunted by visions of your loveliness. I would like to pleasure you with a sexual experience so intense and exhilirating that it could possibly change your religious and political views. If you're interested, you don't have to say a word.....JUST SMILE! It was great to watch the girls suddenly try to wipe the smile off their face at the end. NO, it never did go past the smile, but it WAS a lot of fun. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth

05-27-2002, 11:19 PM	#25
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 61 Posts: 3,257	I once made a small card that I would just hand to the girl. On it was written.... Please forgive my boldness, but you are one of the most incredible women I've ever seen. I've never seen a creature so lovely and I know that my dreams tonight will be haunted by visions of your loveliness. I would like to pleasure you with a sexual experience so intense and exhilirating that it could possibly change your religious and political views. If you're interested, you don't have to say a word.....JUST SMILE! It was great to watch the girls suddenly try to wipe the smile off their face at the end. NO, it never did go past the smile, but it WAS a lot of fun. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth

05-28-2002, 04:21 AM	#27
slackerboy Gold Dragon Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: smyrna, tn, usa Age: 46 Posts: 2,506	This was mine, and everybody loves to say it now. of course i demand royalties (if it works i have to gets some too ) There's a party in my room, You'll "come" if you show up. __________________

05-28-2002, 06:30 AM	#28
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	You probably have to be British to understand this: "Hello, would you like to come on my boat?" __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

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