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10-28-2001, 02:37 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Daddy-longlegs
A man and his daughter were standing in the garden one day when the little girl spots two spiders mating. Mary: Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? Dad: They're mating, honey. Mary: What's the one on top called? Dad: It's a daddy-longlegs. Mary: So the one on bottom is a mommy-longlegs? Dad: No, it's a daddy-longlegs, too. Mary: (thinks for a minute, then stomps on both spiders) Well, we're not having any of that crap in OUR garden! ------------------ Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale. |
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10-28-2001, 02:41 PM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: March 5, 2001
Location: Southern California
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Good one!!!
------------------ "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -General George Patton (1885-1945)  Member of CLAN HADB |
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10-28-2001, 02:42 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
Age: 35
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ROFLMAO!! THATS A Good One Arvon!!
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10-28-2001, 02:46 PM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Age: 43
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ROTFL...very funny
 Hmmm.still don't think it such a bad idea to post em all in one thread though...saves us from replying to all the different threads...  ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT!  Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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10-28-2001, 02:50 PM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: October 1, 2001
Location: Somewhere
Age: 36
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Lmao...I kept reading it and didn't get the joke. I just now did! Don't you all feel proud?
 ------------------ " If you are guided by the stars, you will only be able to travel by night. If you are guided by a map, you will be dependant on a piece of paper that is easily lost. If you are guided by your soul, you will always choose the right path." [This message has been edited by Deiter Leafblade (edited 10-28-2001).] |
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10-28-2001, 02:53 PM
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Mephistopheles
 Join Date: July 11, 2001
Location: The Ashes
Age: 36
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Yes Deiter, very proud... *COUGH*
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10-28-2001, 03:10 PM
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Emerald Dragon
Join Date: October 1, 2001
Location: Somewhere
Age: 36
Posts: 934
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Thanks...
 ------------------ " If you are guided by the stars, you will only be able to travel by night. If you are guided by a map, you will be dependant on a piece of paper that is easily lost. If you are guided by your soul, you will always choose the right path." |
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10-28-2001, 03:11 PM
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Guest
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Good!!
You should create a topic with your Jokes. ------------------   Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them. Leader of Keldorn's Order |
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10-28-2001, 03:20 PM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
 Join Date: August 27, 2001
Location: Firknowswhere
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How strange, mating spiders that are now flat! I saw a flat cat the other day.....it musta been flat cos the other cat with it was pumping it back up.
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10-28-2001, 03:25 PM
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Dracolisk
Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Age: 43
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 LOL! ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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