AD & D Spells Not Worth Memorizing

08-21-2001, 09:55 AM

I did a search and did not find that these had been posted here before, so if this is a duplicate of a thread in existence already, my apologies.

*Acid Trip

*Alamir's Fundamental Theorem

*Anger God

*Animate Bread

*Anti-Magic Magic Missle

*Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self)

*Bigby's Clenched Teeth

*Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand

*Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)

*Break the Wind

*Change Elf

*Charm Dead

*Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence)

*Create Coat Hanger

*Cure Light Winds

*Cure Smoked Ham

*Deathwish

*Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...)

*Detect Detect Spells

*Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5')

*Detect Pervert

*Detect Self

*Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup)

*Enlightening Bolt

*Enrage Dragon

*ESPN

*Evard's Blue Testicles

*Explosive Friends

*Globe of Vulnerability

*Guess Alignment

*Hair Extension I, II, III

*Heel

*Hold Bladder

*Hold Self

*Impress Plants

*Improper Suggestion

*Invisibility to Dead

*Irritate Self

*Kender Summoning I, II, III

*Knock Knock

*Legend Bore

*Leomund's Grass Hut

*Lightning Blot

*Locate Right Hand

*Maggot Missle

*Magic Gristle

*Mail of the Banshee

*Melf's Acid Trip

*Mildly Surprising Grasp

*Mistaken Identify

*Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg)

*Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife

*Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck

*Part Hair

*Phantasmal Fork

*Power Word, NO!

*Power Word, Puke

*Protection from Self

*Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?)

*Remove Hand (yours)

*Reservation

*Resurrect Living

*Sheepskin

*Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion)

*Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius

*Speak With Self

*Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter

*Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder

*Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence

*Teleport Without Destination

*Teleport Without Terror

*Tenser's Formatted Disk

*Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!)

*Transmute Rock to Jazz

*Unseen Manservant

*Unseen Pervert

*Wall of Dog

*You Wish!

*ZX-Spectral Force

Originally compiled by Bill Garrett and Nushae Siobhan Fahey
(101 Spells Not Worth Memorizing)

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You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity.

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debiler · 08-21-2001, 10:04 AM

Ooookaaay...ROFL!

Where did you find this one? It´s wonderful.

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the malt beer lord is in!

Redblueflare · 08-21-2001, 10:08 AM

Lol! Where on earth did you find these? Power Word No! You have to love that one.

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08-21-2001, 10:13 AM

Cool Quotes fantasy Collection

Off to the Dr's office & to run errands...see you all later

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You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity.

Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

[This message has been edited by Moni (edited 08-21-2001).]

debiler · 08-21-2001, 10:37 AM

I like "hold bladder"

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Calvin the bold

the malt beer lord is in!

Moridin · 08-21-2001, 11:00 AM

ROFL

those are hilarious...I sometimes wonder about some of those 'other' spells, why would mages only create 'useful' spells!

Another one that I thought of when I memorized finger of death was

fickle finger of fate

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Larry_OHF · 08-21-2001, 12:35 PM

I went all the way down to number nine before I realized it was a joke...
I probably should not admit that, though...

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Sharpedge · 08-21-2001, 12:39 PM

He he he he! hahahahaaha.... oh dear... sorry... those just really appeal to my sense of humour.

Thanks. That made me giggle.

trux · 08-21-2001, 01:12 PM

hahaha

Those are great Moni. It'd be a freakish scene to somehow combine Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound with Enrage Dragon.

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a bunch of long hairs.
trux

08-21-2001, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by trux:
hahaha Those are great Moni. It'd be a freakish scene to somehow combine Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound with Enrage Dragon.

Not to mention dangerous!

Moni

Larry, I think it was "animate bread" that clued me in

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Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

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08-21-2001, 09:55 AM	#1
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	I did a search and did not find that these had been posted here before, so if this is a duplicate of a thread in existence already, my apologies. Acid Trip Alamir's Fundamental Theorem Anger God Animate Bread Anti-Magic Magic Missle Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self) Bigby's Clenched Teeth Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent) Break the Wind Change Elf Charm Dead Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence) Create Coat Hanger Cure Light Winds Cure Smoked Ham Deathwish Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...) Detect Detect Spells Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5') Detect Pervert Detect Self Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup) Enlightening Bolt Enrage Dragon ESPN Evard's Blue Testicles Explosive Friends Globe of Vulnerability Guess Alignment Hair Extension I, II, III Heel Hold Bladder Hold Self Impress Plants Improper Suggestion Invisibility to Dead Irritate Self Kender Summoning I, II, III Knock Knock Legend Bore Leomund's Grass Hut Lightning Blot Locate Right Hand Maggot Missle Magic Gristle Mail of the Banshee Melf's Acid Trip Mildly Surprising Grasp Mistaken Identify Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg) Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck Part Hair Phantasmal Fork Power Word, NO! Power Word, Puke Protection from Self Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?) Remove Hand (yours) Reservation Resurrect Living Sheepskin Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion) Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius Speak With Self Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence Teleport Without Destination Teleport Without Terror Tenser's Formatted Disk Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!) Transmute Rock to Jazz Unseen Manservant Unseen Pervert Wall of Dog You Wish! *ZX-Spectral Force Originally compiled by Bill Garrett and Nushae Siobhan Fahey (101 Spells Not Worth Memorizing) ------------------ You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity. Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

08-21-2001, 10:04 AM	#2
debiler Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: May 6, 2001 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Age: 44 Posts: 811	Ooookaaay...ROFL! Where did you find this one? It´s wonderful. ------------------ Calvin the bold the malt beer lord is in!

08-21-2001, 10:08 AM	#3
Redblueflare Galvatron Join Date: May 9, 2001 Location: The backwoods in Georgia sigh Age: 39 Posts: 2,151	Lol! Where on earth did you find these? Power Word No! You have to love that one. ------------------ Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I just don't have to listen.

08-21-2001, 10:13 AM	#4
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Cool Quotes fantasy Collection Off to the Dr's office & to run errands...see you all later ------------------ You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity. Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not! [This message has been edited by Moni (edited 08-21-2001).]

08-21-2001, 10:37 AM	#5
debiler Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: May 6, 2001 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Age: 44 Posts: 811	I like "hold bladder" ------------------ Calvin the bold the malt beer lord is in!

08-21-2001, 11:00 AM	#6
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	ROFL those are hilarious...I sometimes wonder about some of those 'other' spells, why would mages only create 'useful' spells! Another one that I thought of when I memorized finger of death was fickle finger of fate ------------------ Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time

08-21-2001, 12:35 PM	#7
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	I went all the way down to number nine before I realized it was a joke... I probably should not admit that, though... ------------------ Devoted member of the Ironworks Loyal guardian of the OHF Member of the *Ancients'* club

08-21-2001, 12:39 PM	#8
Sharpedge Zhentarim Guard Join Date: June 23, 2001 Location: Aberystwyth, Wales Posts: 396	He he he he! hahahahaaha.... oh dear... sorry... those just really appeal to my sense of humour. Thanks. That made me giggle.

08-21-2001, 01:12 PM	#9
trux Avatar Join Date: May 19, 2001 Location: Darkside of the Moon Posts: 578	hahaha Those are great Moni. It'd be a freakish scene to somehow combine Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound with Enrage Dragon. ------------------ a bunch of long hairs. trux

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