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10-25-2001, 05:04 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
Age: 60
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A Rose Whine: Your thorns are po-o-o-king me!!!
A Table Whine: Awwwww...why do we have to eat at the ta-a-ble?? A Dry Whine: I'm so thirrrrrrsty! A House Whine: But I'm still playyyying! Why do I have to come in the hoooouse?? A Dinner Whine: I'm not huuuungry... A Light Whine: I'm scaaaared...can I sleep with the light onnnn? A Red Whine: But I WAAANT red shoes! I WAAANT them!! An unassuming Whine: Awwwwww... An Italian Whine: Ugggggh...not spaghetti AGAIIIIIIN!! A Whine Carafe: Awww...why did you give me this? I already have a decanterrrrr! An Evening Whine: But I don't want to go to bed yet! A Vintage Whine: It's not fairrrr! Everyone ELSE gets to do it... An Imported Whine: Ewwww, I HATE these duty-free shop prices! A Whine Cellar: I don't WANT to go down to the cellar! It's dark down there! A Domestic Whine: Why do I have to do all the chores around the house? It's not FAIRRR! A Kosher Whine: Oy vey! Have you seen the prices they're charging already? For this I'm buying wine for what in a week is three months work?" A California Whine: Oh, man, bummerrr...Surf's not up againnnnn... A Hidden Valley Whine: I CAN'T FINNNNND IT!!! An Apple Whine: Not apples for breakfast AGAIIIN!! Cheers, ------------------  Patience, my BUTT...I'm going to KILL something!!! |
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10-25-2001, 05:05 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: August 31, 2001
Location: Land of the Britons
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hee hee hee, LOL
 dats some funny stuff!------------------ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T Long live HADB!!!  'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger' |
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10-25-2001, 05:08 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
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Where Do People Come Up With This Stuff??? LOL!!  ------------------ The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella   BINKY The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.TThe Order Of Royal Toads |
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10-25-2001, 05:08 PM
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Good Sazerac!
 ------------------   Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them. |
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10-25-2001, 05:11 PM
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Lol! Good one, Sazerac!
 When I first saw the title of your post I was going to correct you on the spelling of 'wine'....  but this is a really funny post, nice one! ------------------  Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB [This message has been edited by Sorcerer Alex (edited 10-25-2001).] |
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10-25-2001, 05:28 PM
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20th Level Warrior
 Join Date: September 6, 2001
Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia
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This is one of the funniest things I've read in a loooong time!
 ------------------   Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic *sigh* |
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10-25-2001, 05:30 PM
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Beholder
 Join Date: May 4, 2001
Location: The Outside Looking In
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here's another one: An aging whine: But I don't wanna wait!
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10-25-2001, 05:32 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Birmingham, West Mid\'s, England
Age: 87
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It's not Faaaaaaaaiiiiirrrr!!!!!! Why did you make me laaaaaugh???? And why don't III have any whiiiiinneee????
------------------  Proud to be Dubbed Queen of the Illuminati by Diogenes. Here be Dragons. "If I say something to you and it can be taken two ways, and one of those ways upsets you...I meant the other one." (lifted from a post by Dragon Mage!) |
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10-25-2001, 05:35 PM
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LOL Saz, you crack me up!
------------------ The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew, and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain. All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings  
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10-25-2001, 05:53 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
Age: 60
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 If you guys can think of any more, put them up here! I finally ran out of ideas. And thanks for the feedback! Cheers, ------------------ Patience, my BUTT...I'm going to KILL something!!! |
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