HILARIOUSLY FUNNY VERSE GAME!!!!!!!!!

[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Here I sit all alone in the moonlight,
Abandoned by women and men
Muttering, over and over,
'I'll nver eat garlic again!!!!'

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[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Mirror mirror on the wall
Could you please return our ball
Our football went through your crack
You have two now
Give one back

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[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Little Bo Peep
Has lost her beep
And doesn't know where to find it;
Her mobile phone
Is out on loan
With a friend she asked to mind it.

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[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Tongue Twister

Max faxed the facts on his fax
Straight down the phone line to Mack's.
The fact Max had faxed Mack
And Mack then faxed Max back
Meant Mack faxed the facts back to Max.

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[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Here lies the body
Of Tony Welch:
Exploded
With a mighty belch


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[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Here lies the body
Of Mary rose
She ate the gunge
Between her toes

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[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Here lies the body
Of Tracey Plumb:
Sucked her body away-
-Began with her thumb!!!

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[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Here lies the body
Of Bernard Bales:
Died choking
On his well-chewed nails

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[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Here lies the body
Of Auntie Betty:
Jogged thirty miles
Drowned-far too
sweaty.

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[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Here lies the body
Of young Len Loader
Gassed to death
By his body odour

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