HILARIOUSLY FUNNY VERSE GAME!!!!!!!!!

[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Ok so my last game didnt work out so well i suppose coz of the Word football Assoiation game. But i thought of another one which is much better than before ....i start of with a funny verse, limerick or poem. Coz i am in a joking kind of mood at the moment and i fancy a laugh, so lets see how many we can get.....So the the starting hilarious poem is going to be......

The sausage is a cunning bird
With feathers long and wavy;
It swims about the frying pan
And makes its nest in gravy.

Or alternatively if your not much good with poetry you can just post a joke!!!

(Caleb)


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[This message has been edited by Psychedelic Buttafly (edited 06-16-2001).]

[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Come on everyone join in!!!!!
Heres another....

As I sat under the apple tree
A birdie sent his love to me,
And as I wiped it from my eye,
I said,'Thank Goodness, cows cant fly.'

[kiwidoc]

Apples huh? nice verses - especially the sausage one. Thats new ot me!

There was a young lady from Clyde
Who ate rotten apples and died
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented
And made cider inside her insde

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There is only one kiwidoc, accept no substitutes

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A Buddhist, with great lamentation,
Saw the dentist with much trepidation.
Despite all his pain,
He refused Novocain,
To transcend dental medication.


Moni

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One of my own origination
(Yes I can do these things on the spot sometimes LOL)

There once was a hamster named Boo
Who was bored, with nothing to do!
Well, with Minsc as his friend,
They played through to the end,
To re-surface in BG II!!


Moni

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[Charean]

I wish I could write ANYTHING like this... But I am enjoying... Keep 'em coming!

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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva
You are what your deep driving desire is; As your deep driving desire is, so is your will; As your will is so is your deed; As your deed is so is your destiny.
The Upanishads

[Psychedelic Buttafly]

There was a young man named Paul
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He decided to risk it
And dressed up as a biscuit
But the dog ate him up in the hall

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[Psychedelic Buttafly]

Nothin tastes quite like a gerbil,
There small and tasty to eat
Morsels of sweet rodent protein,
From their whiskers to their cute little feet.

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[DawnChaser]

Moni, that was a great original composition. I took that as a challenge, so here goes:

Charean, Moni and me,
In the park, sat under a tree,
contemplating how life
can be filled with such strife,
yet how hugs can set us all free.

I realize that this is not technically "hilariously funny", but the originality aspect should make up for that.

"Hey, where was I? You KNOW I wasn't going to miss that outing!"

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[This message has been edited by DawnChaser (edited 06-15-2001).]

[Psychedelic Buttafly]

My sister Laura's bigger than me
And lifts me up quite easily.
I can't lift her, I've tried and tried;
She must have something heavy inside.

Spike Milligan

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