Savings

Arvon · 04-13-2002, 01:09 PM

Saving Up

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak,

"Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money!!"

Lady Blue03 · 04-13-2002, 01:14 PM

LMAO thats some funny shit!

04-13-2002, 02:23 PM

ROFL!
That's just too funny!
Thank you for posting it!
I passed it on to some guy friends of mine who are accumulating some uh, "savings" right now, I am sure they'll get a kick out of it.
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Bruce The Aussie · 04-13-2002, 02:36 PM

ROFLMayonaise
(rolling on floor laughing with mayonaise)
Thats great. although 75 years! long time.

Redblueflare · 04-13-2002, 03:40 PM

That's really disturbing... but funny!

Scholarcs · 04-14-2002, 12:01 AM

lol i laughed alot.

04-14-2002, 07:55 AM

What a terrific crack, haven't laughed so much for quite a while! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Wouldn't it be an idea to have your own (permanent) joke thread, like the one JJ used to have? *chamber of laughter deja vu*

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Lioness · 04-14-2002, 07:57 AM

ROTFL!! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

I second the motion for Arvon's thread of jokes. [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-13-2002, 01:09 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Saving Up A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman. But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!" The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money!!" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

04-13-2002, 01:14 PM	#2
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 4,557	LMAO thats some funny shit! __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

04-13-2002, 02:36 PM	#4
Bruce The Aussie Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Chaotica (london,england) Age: 37 Posts: 1,798	ROFLMayonaise (rolling on floor laughing with mayonaise) Thats great. although 75 years! long time. __________________ [img]\"http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/bruce.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Have a nice day <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" /> <br />cloudkingdom.co.uk<br />\"be calm, be happy, be stoned\"<br />The person currently speaking is(tick appropriate): Me/My inner child/the voices in my head/my inner demons

04-14-2002, 12:01 AM	#6
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 38 Posts: 1,557	lol i laughed alot. __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

04-14-2002, 07:57 AM	#8
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	ROTFL!! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] I second the motion for Arvon's thread of jokes. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

04-13-2002, 02:23 PM	#3
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	ROFL! That's just too funny! Thank you for posting it! I passed it on to some guy friends of mine who are accumulating some uh, "savings" right now, I am sure they'll get a kick out of it. [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

04-13-2002, 03:40 PM	#5
Redblueflare Galvatron Join Date: May 9, 2001 Location: The backwoods in Georgia sigh Age: 39 Posts: 2,151	That's really disturbing... but funny!

04-14-2002, 07:55 AM	#7
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	What a terrific crack, haven't laughed so much for quite a while! [img]smile.gif[/img] Wouldn't it be an idea to have your own (permanent) joke thread, like the one JJ used to have? chamber of laughter deja vu [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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